Things are heating up in Trenton in Seven Up by Janet Evanovich. Steph is tracking Eddie DeChooch, aka "Choochie", a semi-retired mobster who can't see, hear, or get it up. Morelli and Steph are engaged, but there seems to have been a correlation between being cockblocked for all of Hot Six and his intense desire to propose. Meanwhile Ranger offers Steph a terrifying deal. We also discuss the delicious ways that Janet subtly (and unsubtly) highlights the ridiculousness of men and their penises (peni?).