It can be hard ranking fine fast food establishments because so many differ in their areas of expertise. Luckily this week, we help breakdown who’s the best at what. That’s right, this week we’re doing Fast Food Rankings. Join us as we rank the best spots for meals, sides, desserts, staff, and bano activities. Plus, we have a returning special guest

Wheels completely off of this week’s episode. We talk about how Q-tips deserve to be cancelled, the joys of adolescent drug paraphernalia, and some high thoughts that make you enjoy being sober. Have a great weekend folks. Follow our TikTok.

What makes a mother great? That’s exactly what we answer this week. It’s the Momisode. To ring in Mother’s Day we discuss the top mom’s in pop culture who’ve graced TV and Movies and have them duke it out to see which is better. Think we missed any? Let us know.

It’s literally going to be May. Let that sit in... Civil Rights. Any hoosier, it’s a Tomatalk this week. We ramble over some Shark Tank ideas, how the Grammy’s were a blip, deaf movies, if you can charge your phone during communion, and literally anything that comes to our mind.

Save the important stuff to use, take it easy NASA, PETA, Mom and Dad. This week we tackle making the Earth a better place to live in honor of Earth Day. There is zero debate or question and all of these solutions will make Earth better.

If only they just got high, then this little place we call home might be a little better. This week we follow the sage advice of Afroman and apply the logic in his hit song to many in history who wish they didn’t do what they done did. This is a game folks, and boy it’s off the rails.

Now that everyone has shared their 2 cents on the slap heard round the world, we’re ready to give you the other 98. We got a jam packed Tomatalk filled with multiple conspiracy theories, roasts of superheroes, and addendums to our calendar.

It’s been a fun ride folks, and we appreciate all the support along the way, but we’ve decided to end the podcast. Drop some W’s in the chat and ride out this final episode into glory with us this week.

We are NOT messing around in this week’s hard hitting Tomatalk. We tackle hot button issues likening the etiquette of surfing to cucking someone’s wife while also attacking the toxic femininity of The Pretty Kitty. Later we discuss why emo Batman just doesn’t hit the same, and why baseball should stay cancelled. Oh hey, it’s also our 100th episode. Hooray.

There’s green in the river and poison in my liver, it’s time to celebrate the American fascination with an Irish patron saint... or as we like to call it green beer... or what they prefer to call it St. Patrick’s Day. And it would NOT be right celebrating this blessed occurence with talking about booz.