We’ve all been there, a crazy night filled with pre-FDA intervened Four Lokos and games involving silver bullets, and then craziness ensues. That is exactly what this ‘mad lib’ style game that we’re playing this week is all about. Each of us addresses a drunken story and then tries to guess the ending for a point and a chance at not being the ninny.

If the odds of being born are 1 in 400 trillion, then by math, we are all inherently lucky. But then there are these psychos who take being lucky to another level. We’re talking about 1 in Infinity level lucky. Listen as we reveal what makes these specimens so lucky and whether or not we think it could continue.

Where else besides a good ole fashioned Tomatalk can you here scholarly debates over TSA kindness, lactose fatality, and thoughts of grandeur like saving children from a runaway bus before checking to see if the brakes work. Nowhere else. That’s where.

February shortest month of the year so we are celebrating some of history’s greatest shorts. This is one small thing for man and also a small thing for mankind. Join us as we expand your mind in terms what you may think a ‘short’ is as we invite a special guest along for the shenanigans.

So nice we did it twice. We’re back again this year to reign in the season of love with a game of divorce... That’s right try to guess along as we see how long these celebrities were married featuring Nick Cage, Kimye, and Fred Armisen.

Love, is more than just a game for two... love, is sometimes something that can lead to catastrophe or fatal occurrence. Oh what fun. This week we investigate some of the most gruesome and unfortunate cases of love gone wrong.

First things first, RIP Betty White... for real. You’re the greatest grandma that I never knew. Tomatalk this week folks and we don’t hold back the punches. We take a stroll down the lane of 2021 and reminisce on our fallen brothers and sisters who’ve been cancelled, giving advice to the select few who can redeem themselves. We also play a fun little game of “Oh yeah! That happened last year?!” Tons of laughs, couple cringes, and some good convo... the typical recipe for a solid Tomatalk.

This week we put on our Ebert and Roeper fat suits and glasses and we hit the theater for a review of the #1 rated movie on Rotten Tomatoes. We were shocked to find out rosebud itself Citizen Kane no longer holds the crown, and some 1930’s romcom featuring ‘bitch I dgaf’ Clark Gable now holds first place; boasting a 99% critic score and 93% audience score. Think this holds up in 2021/ any chance Rotten Tomatoes isn’t on some B.S. again? Doubtful, but listen as we rip it a new one.

They did what? And who did that what that they did? That’s essentially what we’re doing this week... capiche? We’re playing a game of who done it to settle into the new year with a New Ninny for 2022. Each of us shares a shocking story that few people know about someone notable in history and the other person has to guess from a list of people who they think the mystery person is. The one with the most points at the end of the game is the winner winner chicken dinner.

This week we’re putting the L in resolution. That’s right, forget about making positive impacts in your life. Here we’re going to share some of the absolutely worst, dawg awful resolutions you could make for the new year.