After a few chuckles about Roe v Wade, we take a quiz about what women were allowed to do in 1971. You'd be shocked. Plus Greg has a hot take on The Kardashians and Owen gives Alison a bloody nose.

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Greg and Alison explode with summer mania, talking about everything from having a goth child to long distance calls from Cuba and going to the beach to watch a drum circle. Plus the Property Brothers, Zooey Deschanel and spanking.

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You can lead Owen to the toilet but you can't make him poop. An update on formula, a debate about team sports, and William and Kate's child is a royal pain in the ass. Plus new pens for Big Al.

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After addressing our most recent school tragedy, we move on to talk about sibling rivalry and give you an update on baby formula. Plus high pressure game nights, a table read, snoring, and one of our Owens has Covid!

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Baby formula is in short supply but here's what you can do about it. Also James Van Der Beek's mom may be visiting from the afterlife. Elliot and O2 are chanting some pretty racy things and the Fitzdog is struggling to make summer plans.

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Guinness has a new tallest family in the world. Half of parents are still supporting their adult children. Greg has a fan who's nuts for nuts and Alison is fretting about where to send Elliot to school.

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Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts or together, whose side are you on? Plus burnout explorers, an update on Greg's nuts, an email from an almond, traveling with a three year old, Greg's trip to Chicago, your calls and parents against football. And someone is now standing up to pee!

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Are Greg and Alison jealous of each other's phase of parenting? Plus a bill to get rid of the time change, edibles that look like children's candy, fantasy careers, eulogies, Greg's prized cashews and more.

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Bunks beds are threatening Alison's sanity and Greg is living for JoJo's imminent return. People are losing their minds over a mother feeding her baby rare steak and a teacher was fired for reading a book about butts. Will Alison make it to Greg's St. Patrick's Day Show? Place your bets now.

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Owen's first experience with Chinese food is exhilarating. Greg travels around the country visiting his kids and a mom bribes her son to stay off social media. Meanwhile Alison keeps her cool while losing a chunk of hair to a children's toy.

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