Chip and Cern Show

Chip and Cern Show

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Chip and Cern Show episodes

  • Black Lives Matter

    Black Lives Matter. Chip and Cern are very upset, angry, and fed up with the repeated actions of the police force in the United States and their systematic and violent behavior against African Americans. That is all we are going to say about this week’s show. 

    47 min
  • Father’s Day Gift Guide 2020
    Chip and Cern have your Father’s Day 2020 gifts on lock. Chip and Cern have both been keeping their balls clean and trim with the help of this shows sponsor MANSCAPED! Support for the Chip and Cern Show is brought to you by MANSCAPED! You can save 20% AND get free shipping with the code CHIPCERN. Keep those balls and bush nice and tidy with MANSCAPED and help support your favorite podcast. Hear these stories and more on this excellent episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around.   If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    44 min
  • Stupid People
      While some of the US slowly opens back up for limited business and stuff COVID very much is alive and well in the US. That doesn’t stop the idiots, dolts and dum-dums from being themselves. Chip has several triggering stories about dealing with dummies. Cern has been keeping his balls clean and trim with the help of this shows sponsor MANSCAPED! Support for the Chip and Cern Show is brought to you by MANSCAPED! You can save 20% AND get free shipping with the code CHIPCERN. Keep those balls and bush nice and tidy with MANSCAPED and help support your favorite podcast. Hear these stories and more on this excellent episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around.   If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    46 min
  • Cern’s Battles with his HOA

    COVID continues, but Chip and Cern keep bringing the funny. Support for the Chip and Cern Show is brought to you by MANSCAPED! You can save 20% AND get free shipping with the code CHIPCERN. Keep those balls and bush nice and tidy with MANSCAPED and help support your favorite podcast. Cern has been getting nickel and dimed by his HOA for years and has collected quite a bit of letters. Hear these stories and more on this excellent episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around.

    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one. 

    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

    39 min
  • MLB Restarting 2020 Season
    Chip and Cern have been missing baseball more than missing each other. They thought it would be great to have the fan-favorite Stat Boi Dana on the show to chat about the latest 2020 MLB Season rumors. Rumor has it that Spring Training 2.0 will start June 1st and the 2020 MLB Season starting on July 1st. Obviously this had Chip, Cern and Dana with Zoom boners. Hear all the greatness and more on this episode of Chip and Cern Show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around.   If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    41 min
  • Random Dad Chats and Chip Give the Sex Talk
    More quarantine chats from Chip and Cern. Cern gets a non-Samsung washer and dryer. Chip is bartering his bagels and he nearly gives his daughter who is 4.5 years old the sex talk because she was really pressing him on “where she came from before she was a baby.” Tune in for these funny dad stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around.   If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    44 min
  • More Quarantine Chats & 600lb Life
    Chip and Cern are sharing more stories from life in quarantine. They speculate if they would be obeying shelter in place back in their misspent youth. Chip shares a clip about some My 600lb Life show where during a McDonalds breakie run. All this amazing content and more on this episode of The Chip and Cern Show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    32 min
  • 2020 MLB Season Contingency Plans
    Chip and Cern are back with their Zooms fired up to bring you another great podcast episode! The 2020 MLB Season started with Spring Training, but was promptly shut down once the COVID-19 stuff hit. There has been many plans to try to get the season started up including scrapping the American and National Leagues for a Cactus League and Grapefruit League. Hear Chip and Cern’s thoughts on this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those! 
    27 min
  • Shelter in Place w/ Special Guest Brad
    Chip and Cern are in the thick of COVID-19 lockdown. Only going out for essentials, but that didn’t stop Chip from enjoying some edibles before his trip to Costco. Chip and Cern brought on a special guest their buddy Brad. Brad started up a Twitch stream where he is playing Hearthstone. Be sure to give him a follow and show him some love on his stream. Cern has been working double time at work and he is ready for an actual vacation. Hear all these stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Also wash your damn hands!    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those! 
    40 min
  • Tiger King
    Chip and Cern are on the cutting edge of what is happening now, as usual. Chip and Cern have been loving Netflix’s Tiger King. This show had Chip and Cern by the balls and it is the craziest fucking show there has ever been. Strap into the Tiger King and hear Chip and Cern’s expert take on this wild as fuck show.    Be sure to spread the word around and tell your friends about the Chip and Cern Show. The radio is dying, and podcasts are coming, so be ready. You can plug your phone into your car and listen when driving around. If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.  As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!
    50 min

About Chip and Cern Show

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The Chip and Cern Show is a morning radio-style podcast with two longtime friends, Chip and Cern. Hear their perspective, insights and witty banter on all things pop culture, current events, sports, parenting and everything in between.