Chip and Cern Show

Chip and Cern Show

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Chip and Cern Show episodes

  • Jeffrey Toobin the Zoomasterbater

    Well with all the Zooms going on in the world this year someone was going to get caught jerking off. Unfortunately for Jeffrey Toobin, of the New Yorker, that person was him. Chip and Cern discuss the cause for someone to be jerking off during a Zoom meeting, which leads to an entire chat about cock pics vs titty pics. I know it sounds like a lot of weirdness, but just strap in for the cock talk heavy Chip and Cern Show. 

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    44 min
  • Kids at Virtual School, Best Cereals and Misspent Youth
    If you love Chip and Cern heading back down to Chip’s Distorted Youth and misspent hours in a car with high school Chip and Cern then this is the episode for you. Chip and Cern also discuss the best ice creams, cereals, and crazy rules that Chip had growing up. All this hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    57 min
  • Trump has COVID-19
    Chip and Cern are not a news program, so hopefully, you aren’t getting all or any news from us, but the POTUS Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. Chip and Cern usher in the coffin dancing boys, discuss the worst Presidential Debate of all time and some of the NFL’s new COVID policy around violations. All of this amazingly funny content and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    36 min
  • Cern’s Bathroom Remodel & Verizon Battle
    Cern can’t seem to catch a proper vacation for himself and the COVID Summer is no exception. He has been assigned a master bathroom remodeling project which isn’t without its complications and setbacks. Hear this story and more on this episode on Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    52 min
  • COVID Halloween & 90’s Action Movies

    Chip and Cern discuss plans for a COVID Halloween. Cern is cutting out the middle person and just buying the candy. Chip doesn’t think he can talk his daughter out of trick or treating. Chip had a very sheltered youth, so he missed out on a lot of movies, and his wife is helping him catch up on these movies that he missed out. Chip is forced to watch Sphere and Cern couldn’t stand the Cobra Kai on Netflix. All this and more on this episode of Chip and Cern Show. 

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    39 min
  • The 2020 NFL Season

    Chip and Cern were caught a bit off guard by the start of the 2020 NFL Season. Baseball doesn’t feel more than just getting started, but the NFL did kick off this past weekend. Chip and Cern go over all the predictions for this season. All this goodness and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

    33 min
  • Labor Day, Fires, and Mustard
      A totally random show which is not unusual for Chip and Cern, but here we are again. Chip’s wife thought she saw a shark at the beach on Labor Day, the majority of California is on fire, and Chip and Cern discuss their love and collections of mustards. All this randomness and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!      
    45 min
  • Video Games
      Chip and Cern find out loads of superfans have names for the respective host fan clubs. Chip got lured back into playing Pokemon Go by an ad he saw on the internet. Chip and Cern discuss video games, upcoming releases, and of course a few WAP references thrown in for good measure. All this and more on this episode of The Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    45 min
  • Distance Learning
    Chip and Cern are shaping young minds this school semester and helping their kids do some distance learning. Chip is only wrangling TK and Cern has several kids doing different grades including high school. Dropping f-bombs on Zoom, unmuted children and kids leaving Zoom on whilst on “recess,” and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 
    40 min
  • Unwritten Rules of Baseball
    Chip and Cern are covering some of the unwritten rules of baseball, that are in fact actually written down. Be ready for hot takes, baseball stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.   If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  
    51 min

About Chip and Cern Show

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The Chip and Cern Show is a morning radio-style podcast with two longtime friends, Chip and Cern. Hear their perspective, insights and witty banter on all things pop culture, current events, sports, parenting and everything in between.