Chip and Cern Show

Chip and Cern Show

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Chip and Cern Show episodes

  • Dad Stories, HS Internet Firewalls, and Cern’s HOA
    We swap some dad stories about how our kids always have been duping us about different things. We had a blast from the past and chatted about trying to get around the high school internet firewalls to look at boobs with your friends. Then we relive some of Cern’s HOA battles and Chip is predicting there is going to be a big battle this summer with Cern. Thanks for listening and if you want a sticker or two send us an email at [email protected]  
    1 hr 1 min
  • Cern's Snake Bite and Cardi B UP

    Cern’s son loves his snakes, lizards, and other things that crawl in the night. The day finally arrived that he got bit by the snake and then tickled by the rat he was going to feed it. We then spin Cardi B’s newest hit Up on YouTube and we enjoyed it. Added to the playlists and show prep mix. A quick trip through all the sports headlines and we wrap it up. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Thanks for listening!

    49 min
  • Ted Cruz, Pokemon Go, and a Million Kids ?s

    Ted Cruz is being a total asshole and ditched Texas to head to Mexico leaving his entire constituency behind.  We had a bang-up time playing Pokemon Go during their last event as we all were trying to complete the OG 151 Pokemon which we all ended up doing. We then started talking about old video games and into how kids always are asking a million questions about everything. Thanks for listening! 

    56 min
  • Cern’s Lent, Joss Whedon, and TikTok

    Cern covers his plans for Lent and we both try to sort out what the actual rules are for Lent. A little chat about the snow in Texas and then we started to chat about the Joss Whedon accusations that are out and we were taking the time to throw it back in our old teacher’s face. Low and behold the exact professor we had was quoted in the New York Times. We then chatted about TikTok and if we should get into it or let it pass. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

    54 min
  • I’m Not a Cat, Megan Thee Stallion, and Janet Jackson Super Bowl Nip Slip
    We quickly cover the Super Bowl and how disappointing it was, but Cern did win his SB Squares, so that was good. We then watched the “I’m Not a Cat” video a few times because it is just too perfect of a video. Cern brought the newest Megan Thee Stallion video for discussion and enjoyment. That got us going down and somehow listening to some E-40 which brought us back to late high school and college years. We then rewatched the Janet Jackson Super Bowl Nip Slip and were still floored how that changed things. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Thanks for listening folks!
    52 min
  • Chip’s Power Bill, GME, and drivers license

    We did the show before the show, so had to catch everyone up on that. There isn’t much way around Chip’s monster power bill because everyone is always home, all the time. Then Cern shares that he actually owned some GME stock for a few years back in the days of $4.50, but sold it a year or so ago cause it wasn’t even worth paying attention to. Chip heard of this song drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo so we listened to part of that. We really miss judged this song based on the title and it is an amazing song. Another solid show for you all this week. Go Chiefs. 

    44 min
  • Super Bowl LV Preview
      We called in the big heat for this week’s episode! Stat Boi Dana joins us for a preview of Super Bowl LV between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  Dana is picking the GOAT Tom Brady, much to Cern’s chagrin who is joining Chip and we are picking the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Hear the prop bets, who we all pick, and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 
    37 min
  • President Biden, NFL Playoffs, and Baseball Heckles
    We are back and finally have President Biden in the White House. We were glad there was no major violence and looking forward to some forward progress for this country and its citizens.  We went through how the NFL playoffs are shaping up before the Super Bowl in a few weeks. Then we chatted a bit about all the heckles we used to drop in high school and rattled off a few from our old favorite site Heckle Depot. Thanks for listening and if you have any suggestions for the show drop us a line at [email protected]. 
    50 min
  • Dog Got Skunked, John Dillermand, and The Batman

    We have quite the show for you this week! Chip’s dog got skunked! Cern found this crazy new Danish kid’s show about a man with an estimated 14 foot penis. We then discussed the upcoming Batman movie and mention a few funny college stories. Another great one this week. Thanks for listening. 

    53 min
  • Trump's Treason and NY Resolutions

    We discuss what a bang 2021 has started off with. What will going down as a day in history. Once we got that off our chests, discuss the general sillyness of the New Years Resolutions. Then the show took a turn for the bukkake. Chip then shares a story about how bukkake was the topic of one Christmas night drunken dinner games. All the mentioned hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Thanks for all the support everyone  

    33 min

About Chip and Cern Show

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The Chip and Cern Show is a morning radio-style podcast with two longtime friends, Chip and Cern. Hear their perspective, insights and witty banter on all things pop culture, current events, sports, parenting and everything in between.