Chip and Cern Show

  Chip and Cern break down each other’s COVID Christmas celebrations. Topics include pondering why kids wake up so early and never let parents sleep. Chip and Cern discuss how much credit they should be giving Santa when it comes to gifts. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  Stop us if you have heard this one before, but Chip is going to battle with Xfinity. WiFi issues still continue to plague his house, so he is ditching the XFi modem/router combo. Chip and Cern both hate Egg Nog despite it being loved during this time of year. Chip tries to find out what the cool kids at the Cern household are drinking for coffee. Dutch Bros is the hottest rage in the Folsom Coffee Scene. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

After 50 years of countless attempts at cracking the Zodiac ciphers someone cracked the famous Zodiac 340 Cipher. Chip and Cern cracked it on the air, just by some light Googling, but hats off to the team that cracked the cipher. Lots of kids today won’t realize how to rewind the VCR and the pain of getting a fee at Blockbuster for not returning a properly rewound tape. All this fun and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

Chip and Cern discuss different strategies to unload your unwanted beers on friends, then Chip realizes he has been duped by his own move. Cern got a beer advent calendar and it looks tasty! Chip and Cern discuss Adam Sandler movies and his recent hit Uncut Gems. All this hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  Chip and Cern discuss the last time they went to a Best Buy and Chip went 3 times in one week! Cern is installing new smart home light switches around his house and then Chip and Cern go a few rounds of Dad Stories. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

Happy Thanksgiving to our American Chip Monks and Cern Sluts. Chip got a Sonos, so he won't shut up about that. Chip and Cern talking about Pokemon Go and how much more fun it is now that their kids are into it as well. Chip tells some jokes that a 5-year-old tells and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

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  Chip and Cern are back with the 2020 version of the Black Friday show. Chip and Cern discuss their old Black Friday hi jinx, things they are on the hunt for this year, and run through a few of the top Black Friday ads.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.   As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!    

Like the majority of the United States, Chip and Cern were invested in the outcome of the US Election. Similar to over 70 million Americans, Chip and Cern are more than ready for some new leadership that unified Americans with truth, science, and compassion for all Americans. It took a few days to officially call the election, but Joe Biden is the new POTUS elect. Kamala Harris became the first female elected as VP, as well as the first POC elected to that position as well. Progress every American should be proud of. Hear Chip and Cern’s thoughts on the election week and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

Chip and Cern are known for having their finger on the pulse of what’s happening now, so the time has come for a K-Pop reaction episode. Chip and Cern pull up some of monster view music videos from Blackpink each raking up more than one billion views! Chip also had a run-in with his kid’s first day back to in-person school. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!  

Weeks after Chip gets back on Pokemon Go, Cern jumped right on the same ship and Joe has joined on as well. Cern is enjoying a lot of the new features that have been added since Chip and Cern both exited Pokemon Go several years ago. Somehow this convo got derailed and Chip started talking about starting to dip chew when he was in high school, which lead to drinking stories and more on this episode on the Chip and Cern Show.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to [email protected], and we will give you one.    As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!