Carpe diem and YOLO with Matt & Brendan as they attack summer with a ferocious thirst for beers and outdoor time. Matt politely selects the quieter drain while Brendan's esophagus gums up. Fans of fire gawk while Lolla prices soar.

Matt & Brendan & the Half-Blood Prince synopsis: After dark, M&B conjure up a potion that encapsulates the circle of life, from your first Quidditch match to your final peanut butter sandwich. Drive 1/4 of a mile & find an angel w/ a familiar message.

Only the greatest American heroes can sleep on horseback, as Brendan learns during a Revolutionary War tour of Boston. Back in the Midwest, Matt gets the cheesy end of split toppings and makes an ill-fated coffee run.

Walter the dog becomes the bane of existence at Matt's house. Meanwhile, Brendan learns the secrets of geekdom from a clingy gamer. Screen doors are smashed & centipedes are conquered, only on this week's M&B.

A new pair of shoes run Brendan right to Matt's new home, where he's treated to a tour, a dinner and a wide range of sleeping options in Matt's basement lodge. The new pullout couch gets a test lay.

When the street fest catches rain and your pager just wakes you; But you know you gotta Jell-O cause the party ain't jumpin' like it supposed to; Even though it causes propane(pain); Let it burn; Let it burn; Gotta let it burn.

Say goodbye to your stache & graduate to a new level of intimacy on this week's Matt & Brendan. The Blackhawks third Stanley Cup in six years brings joy with a side of expectancy. Accepting advice from barflies might not yield terrific results.

Everybody, yeah. Rock your poddy, alright. M&B Street's back, alright. Matt's all moved into a new home, but not before Brendan helped party up in the old crib one final time. I ain't apologizin' for breakin' no lamp. Eh, then you ain't gettin' no Coke!

Matt & Brendan drink the King of Beers and finally get around to reading one of the 80 million copies of Dan Brown's religious thriller. Matt witnesses slothy minivan parenting while Brendan reacts to bar stool aggression with maturity.

Matt & Brendan mingle with the beautiful people and hire repairmen with poor predictive skills. Slip this bracelet around your wrist and color your hand yellow. Where'd that kid get a black eye?