Lock the door or Matt & Brendan might catch you with your pants down on this week's episode. Revisit an under-visited rock 'n' roll plane crash moment in history. Emoji ownership causes controversy.

The taste of cucumber haunts Matt since a childhood pickled gum experiment. The aversion might affect Brendan's summer sippin' plans for the duo. Golf puts Matt in the doghouse. Decades apart, a birthday coincidence thrills bar goers.

Matt & Brendan & Wynona's Big Brown Beaver get oiled up for a moshing, massaging, nut-check of an episode. Explicit etiquette details leave M&B with a blueprint for cycloning, anacond-ing & assisting your fellow maniac.

Matt & Brendan might be getting a visit from Nev Schulman in the near future after they inadvertently hook a catfish. A street encounter makes Brendan philosophical while Matt avoids sludgy beer backstage at a Pet Lions show.

Matt & Brendan go on an adventure of their choosing in honor of Matt's b-day! Choose wisely, or things might not work out in your favor. Like, you might end up eating bugs. Or seeing a dolphin-themed toilet seat.

Matt & Brendan record the podcast moments after the men's National Championship. Looks like they won't be partying in Madison. Matt's been to Durham, though. Brendan continues his education, Matt sings the cleanup song and shops for yoga pants.

Matt finds a soothing celebrity voice that brings him unrelenting joy. Brendan wonders if he's stealing from musicians via apps like Spotify, but Matt reassures him. Under Matt's Thumb, Brendan says there's a drink waiting for him in the West Loop.

Matt & Brendan take the turn like #88 and find a sweet spot in avoiding hangovers. One more drink magically turns into three while the latest 30 for 30 plays Blue Devil's advocate. Take a bathroom selfie w/ M&B and party like it's 1999.

Matt & Brendan learn the ropes when it comes to carving corned beef. But was it a low key St. Paddy's Day? Brendan answers these charges after North & South Side celebrations. Matt, noted hand-holder, offers hand-holding advice to Brendan.

Matt & Brendan are having the best days eva!!!!! Why? Because the sun is back, spring is in the offing and so are 500 Days of Summer. Hot dogs aren't always available, but crawl through a bent tube and conserve your oxygen - because M&B on fi-ya!