Matt & Brendan dip out in order to learn the highs and lows of getting hooked on Molly. Jingling Santa's jolly balls is the most priceless Christmas moment in recent memory. Dick Butkus' sitcom career teaches an important lesson about drinking.

How does one shake the winter doldrums? Matt & Brendan suggest retail therapy. If that doesn't work, maybe a comedy showcase and drinks at the wrong bar? Still no dice? This might be a case for a vloggy alter ego w/ zero patience for Madison Avenue.

Matt & Brendan raise eyebrows with swapping suggestions, orientation implications & jalapeno beef sticks. Seeking out a secret beer sale costs a pretty penny and tequila neat gets messy. Also, check out what the checkout girl raps about her neck & back

Turkey for Matt,Turkey for Brendan. Let's eat turkey legs but not the tendon. Love to fry the turkey & let it boil. Just don't spill the fire-y oil. Eat that turkey & potato mash. Sit down next to a star from "Crash". Turkey lurkey doo & turkey lurkey dap

Emcees Matt & Brendan are pleased to poll the crowd and Uber around the city w/ giant posters bearing their likeness. Sensing a sexual hippie vibe inspires belly laughs & Imaginary waffles. Also: crop duster revenge & cash envelope tug of war.

Once upon a time Matt & Brendan walked dogs near Bountiful Peak(s) when they saw millions of beautiful, sparkling chesticles of all shapes & sizes. Rows of cabbages were everywhere. M&B squinted at what they thought was movement among the cabbage leaves.

Matt & Brendan's 21st Amendment: Hot Toddy. Preserving a moment in time proves costly at Target. Judging a chili contest becomes tough for those w/kind buds of the taste variety. Debit roulette could provide a financial windfall for one legendary lawman.

Knife fights are just a part of proving yourself. M&B flash their blades. An Oktoberfest party yields a strong showing of Brendan's cronies. Pheromones & Old Spice spark passion at Matt's. Praise for Jim Carrey on SNL & support for Snoop vs. Iggy

Zoinks! Matt & Brendan hop in the Mystery Machine to solve the Case of the Missing Parakeet. Soup doesn't settle Matt's Shaggy-sized appetite. Scooby Doo, where are you? Oh, he's eating sloppy joes w/the A/V guy. Let's find out who the A/V guy really is

The first rule of fighting w/your wife is admitting you were wrong. The 2nd rule is admitting you were wrong. Matt holds strong to the rules after a simple dinner spat. Brendan savors Blue and Gold glory in the great state of Indiana.