Matt attends a traditional Polish wedding & gets rocked on vodka. Brendan experiences a sense of salty disquietude relating to his alone time. A group dating site catches the fellas' attention. M&B must decide whether to enter the realm or be 'not cool'

You better check yo tint before you wreck yo squint. Sunglass strategy is at the forefront of this week's Matt & Brendan program. Also: Matt considers one-armed Rick Allen(Def Leppard) drumming & Brendan bar hops & body shoots through St. Charles, IL.

Matt & Brendan, no one should, terrify their neighborhood. M&B just won't be undone, power kissing everyone. There's tension about to pop, all thanks to a dinner drop. So join in the jubilee. The cats are great, they'll all agree.

Ain't no hand old enough, Ain't no suburb vast enough, to keep Matt & Brendan from you. They heard it through the Volchok, not much longer would Chris Brown be kind. Ain't to proud to schwing, sweet Garth n' Wayne please don't leave me. Hey, Rob Lowe.

M&B ref girl fights @ the beach & pay homage to the bygone Jessica/Ashlee Simpson era. Daisy Duke in mind, Matt bites his mustachioed lip & demands cutoffs over his wife's bf jeans. Brendan claims to be the Evel Knievel of showering during thunderstorms.

As M&B walk through Old Town Art Fair to the stoop that's best/They take a look at they life and realize they're blessed/Cuz they been texting & inferring so long/That even bong lighting fires leave a girl's hair gone.

It's Matt & Brendan After Dark w/an element of terror. Ever have one of those dreams where someone is chasing you? Matty D experienced a nightmare like that w/a familiar assailant. The weapon of choice implied explicit, role-reversing & harrowing intent.

A lil bit of Matt & Brendan in the sun. A lil bit of High Life in hand. A Lil Bit of Party Down South. A lil bit of obsession w/Lil Bit. A lil bit of grilling out back. A lil bit of king for a day. A lil bit of Toy Story gimmickry. A lil bit pink burger.

An unavoidable face to fence meeting joins former foes together on this week's Matt & Brendan show. Could a pool party be far off? Etiquette & applause lead to a decent proposal at the old ballpark. M&B marvel at the many scarves of Nev Schulman.

Whether you're feeling Happy Happy Joy Joy or you're down enough to Whiz on the Electric Fence, Matt & Brendan have you covered. Like a warm waterfall rushing over your hands, M&B will put you in a trance & make you feel like a man of the people.