Seuss-ian adventure awaits on today's Matt & Brendan show. Beware Bar-ba-bitches frisking about w/Instagram snitches, while shady Walter eats Ranch-free dishes. Weed out an inbox according to your wishes, but look out for email that might be suspicious.

It's an Oscar week special - featuring an Academy Awards version of the ever popular series "Dueling McConaugheys". Egon Spengler looms large in the hearts of Matt & Brendan. They toast Harold Ramis. Also: the thin line between Twitter shame vs. glory.

Matt and Brendan seek out their one true hot sauce on an epic journey that leads them to a small town in Mexico. Only the pepper-bent man shall pass. Also, a celebrity encounter leads to a heated debate about some pop stars' final rankings.

Matt and Brendan lay it on thick this week. Observe the cross-room hand signal so you know exactly what move to make. Bring it in real close, but remember, no touching. Trouble with a big company? Crush 'em with courtesy.

Matt and Brendan say: Hey baby hey baby hey! Train tracks! Train tracks! Hey baby hey baby hey! Vine racks! Sweet Vine racks! Hey Chloe hey Sarahanne hey! Dude, Where My Car? seems whack. - Check it out, it’s Narc with Take and Bake

How about we listen to Matt and Brendan? They say they'll flip ya, flip ya for real. Find out if you're a winter guy or a summer guy and learn about lukewarm hidden treasures. Finally, don't forget to leave contact info for your next of kin.

This is why they hot M&B hot cause they fly Puddles, work troubles not Get yo'self a corn dog O' blanketed pig If it include hog It info y'all rig Ah, remember Mims? Anyway, listen to Matt & Brendan! (Nothing to do w/Mims, except shared of

Matt and Brendan collectibles are coming to the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center! Featuring an array of lost relics from their WCKG days and a special reminder that Matty and Brendo may have cost some kids in California an education! Afterwards, to

One, two, Matt and Brendan are coming for you. Three, four, Salute Your Shorts. Five, six, insomnia tricks. Seven, eight, M&B show, don't hate.

Matt and Brendan's NYE podcast is full of slutty guessing games, sex wagers and famous killers. Happy New Year from Matty and Brendo.