Nothing is more natural than being forced to befriend your spouse's bff's boyfriend/girlfriend, as Matt finds out this week. Brendan spies cheese fries & open vaping on the train, cleans a foot wound w/vodka & discovers a Tinder prodigy.

Turn up the lights in here, baby. Extra bright, M&B want y'all to see this. Matt impresses Brendan by biting wires & baring his inner electrician. The Windy City's smells & sounds please Brendan & Matt takes his wife on a treacherous Uber/CTA adventure.

Matt & Brendan pick up Matt's son from daycare - together. Little Jackson didn't flinch and, as a result, joyous bonding occurred on the ride home. Brendan witnessed a Michael Jackson impersonator perform at a party. It knocked him off of his feet.

The beeping grew louder, louder! M&B thought their ears might burst. And now a new anxiety seized them - the sound was coming from the closet! The pastor man's hour had come. With a loud Surge, they threw open the pantry and leaped away from doom.

Recipe for today's M&B show: 1. Summon your inner grease monkey 2. Screen grab 1 boob & distribute liberally 3. Sizzle in a broken down old school van, then push for 1 block 4. Instagram results 5. Serve in a bowl to one ungrateful redhead

Zack Attack!! Matt & Brendan strive to be Friends Forever as a scintillating sneak preview of Screech's Unauthorized Saved By The Bell movie packs a Ka-POW-ski. Matt takes over offensive play calling in his sex life w/a clean, aggressive ground game.

Matt & Brendan recap the epic Mr. Skin 15th Anniversary party at The Chop Shop in Wicker Park. Matty D pushed Miller Fortune & Instagram as Brendan tracked him in the name of Ron Jeremy. The porn legend was highly impressed w/Matt's nude celeb countdown.

It's City vs. Country on the Matt & Brendan show. The simple life lacks conveniences & occasionally shoes but offers homemade apple pie. Big city thrills tempt, but danger lurks in the form of drugs, leather & communicating in tongues.

Matt & Brendan, like the rest of the world, react to losing their Captain, their Peter Pan & Bicentennial Man, Robin Williams. Matt almost lost a brother in a bloody accident Saturday. A mad dash to the ER brought him closer to Patrick than ever before.

Matt & Brendan's Odyssey takes them from the falling waters of Niagara to the green state of Vermont. Bathe in the frosty cold waters of Smirnoff Ice & drink from the Open Bar of Top Shelf Spirits. Jump Jersey Shore waves & wake w/a sugar-laden breakfast.