Got a taste for Matt & Brendan's cherry? Take a bite. M&B hit the quad to register for Intro to Biology & welcome visiting Longhorns. Always on high alert, M&B push their dance limits and learn of very intriguing female hobbies.

Grab a leg and make yourself useful like Matt & Brendan. A second baby enters the equation, but makes a smooth landing. Winter is coming. If you fail to prepare, you might feel out of place with double entendre references soaring over your head.

Matt & Brendan's movie night plan doesn't come to fruition. Luckily, they partially share IMAX memories and get the opportunity to video chat with clothing optional. Show respect for all of God's creatures, even the least of those gifted with flight.

Hop in the driver's seat with Matt & Brendan as they hold court in the yard and get all up in your lobe space. All Eyez on Me might not be a good thing, unless you strive to be a Professional Rapper. Sparky saves lives but causes tears.

Carpe diem and YOLO with Matt & Brendan as they attack summer with a ferocious thirst for beers and outdoor time. Matt politely selects the quieter drain while Brendan's esophagus gums up. Fans of fire gawk while Lolla prices soar.

Matt & Brendan & the Half-Blood Prince synopsis: After dark, M&B conjure up a potion that encapsulates the circle of life, from your first Quidditch match to your final peanut butter sandwich. Drive 1/4 of a mile & find an angel w/ a familiar message.

Only the greatest American heroes can sleep on horseback, as Brendan learns during a Revolutionary War tour of Boston. Back in the Midwest, Matt gets the cheesy end of split toppings and makes an ill-fated coffee run.

Walter the dog becomes the bane of existence at Matt's house. Meanwhile, Brendan learns the secrets of geekdom from a clingy gamer. Screen doors are smashed & centipedes are conquered, only on this week's M&B.

A new pair of shoes run Brendan right to Matt's new home, where he's treated to a tour, a dinner and a wide range of sleeping options in Matt's basement lodge. The new pullout couch gets a test lay.

When the street fest catches rain and your pager just wakes you; But you know you gotta Jell-O cause the party ain't jumpin' like it supposed to; Even though it causes propane(pain); Let it burn; Let it burn; Gotta let it burn.