Matt finds a soothing celebrity voice that brings him unrelenting joy. Brendan wonders if he's stealing from musicians via apps like Spotify, but Matt reassures him. Under Matt's Thumb, Brendan says there's a drink waiting for him in the West Loop.

Matt & Brendan take the turn like #88 and find a sweet spot in avoiding hangovers. One more drink magically turns into three while the latest 30 for 30 plays Blue Devil's advocate. Take a bathroom selfie w/ M&B and party like it's 1999.

Matt & Brendan learn the ropes when it comes to carving corned beef. But was it a low key St. Paddy's Day? Brendan answers these charges after North & South Side celebrations. Matt, noted hand-holder, offers hand-holding advice to Brendan.

Matt & Brendan are having the best days eva!!!!! Why? Because the sun is back, spring is in the offing and so are 500 Days of Summer. Hot dogs aren't always available, but crawl through a bent tube and conserve your oxygen - because M&B on fi-ya!

Matt & Brendan jump into a brain stumping physiological diving board theory, build camaraderie through Sex Machine karaoke heroics & crush forbidden White Castles like they're going out of style. M&B just want to breathe life into the party.

Matt & Brendan want to dance with somebody. Matt & Brendan never count their crows before they've peaked. Matt & Brendan hire people to help them get clean. Matt & Brendan flaunt faux Burberry. Matt & Brendan are privy to titillating gossip.

Scry out with Matt & Brendan to get crystal clear results! A Chinese food deadline drags Matt down the toilet. Wonderful gift offerings alternately please and torture Brendan's NBA sensibilities. SNL 40 Jeopardy hits on all cylinders.

Matt & Brendan reconnect after a week away. Matt plays airplane clown for his son, but teams up with other flying parents to fight off a com-plane-er. A mysterious voicemail urges Brendan to conduct a writers' workshop.

Matt proves he can dress in less than 60 seconds and resists neighborhood pranking instincts. A first family vacation in the offing brings entertainment advice from Brendan. Arm placement during a haircut is crucial to avoid unwanted contact.

Matt & Brendan celebrate natural feminine beauty and go inside the mind of the fashionable male. Brendan is unable to resist his inner fanboy at a Chicago Cubs event while Matt joins a study group and shares news about his expanding clan.