Matt & Brendan's 21st Amendment: Hot Toddy. Preserving a moment in time proves costly at Target. Judging a chili contest becomes tough for those w/kind buds of the taste variety. Debit roulette could provide a financial windfall for one legendary lawman.

Knife fights are just a part of proving yourself. M&B flash their blades. An Oktoberfest party yields a strong showing of Brendan's cronies. Pheromones & Old Spice spark passion at Matt's. Praise for Jim Carrey on SNL & support for Snoop vs. Iggy

Zoinks! Matt & Brendan hop in the Mystery Machine to solve the Case of the Missing Parakeet. Soup doesn't settle Matt's Shaggy-sized appetite. Scooby Doo, where are you? Oh, he's eating sloppy joes w/the A/V guy. Let's find out who the A/V guy really is

The first rule of fighting w/your wife is admitting you were wrong. The 2nd rule is admitting you were wrong. Matt holds strong to the rules after a simple dinner spat. Brendan savors Blue and Gold glory in the great state of Indiana.

Nothing is more natural than being forced to befriend your spouse's bff's boyfriend/girlfriend, as Matt finds out this week. Brendan spies cheese fries & open vaping on the train, cleans a foot wound w/vodka & discovers a Tinder prodigy.

Turn up the lights in here, baby. Extra bright, M&B want y'all to see this. Matt impresses Brendan by biting wires & baring his inner electrician. The Windy City's smells & sounds please Brendan & Matt takes his wife on a treacherous Uber/CTA adventure.

Matt & Brendan pick up Matt's son from daycare - together. Little Jackson didn't flinch and, as a result, joyous bonding occurred on the ride home. Brendan witnessed a Michael Jackson impersonator perform at a party. It knocked him off of his feet.

The beeping grew louder, louder! M&B thought their ears might burst. And now a new anxiety seized them - the sound was coming from the closet! The pastor man's hour had come. With a loud Surge, they threw open the pantry and leaped away from doom.

Recipe for today's M&B show: 1. Summon your inner grease monkey 2. Screen grab 1 boob & distribute liberally 3. Sizzle in a broken down old school van, then push for 1 block 4. Instagram results 5. Serve in a bowl to one ungrateful redhead

Zack Attack!! Matt & Brendan strive to be Friends Forever as a scintillating sneak preview of Screech's Unauthorized Saved By The Bell movie packs a Ka-POW-ski. Matt takes over offensive play calling in his sex life w/a clean, aggressive ground game.