It's Matt & Brendan After Dark w/an element of terror. Ever have one of those dreams where someone is chasing you? Matty D experienced a nightmare like that w/a familiar assailant. The weapon of choice implied explicit, role-reversing & harrowing intent.

A lil bit of Matt & Brendan in the sun. A lil bit of High Life in hand. A Lil Bit of Party Down South. A lil bit of obsession w/Lil Bit. A lil bit of grilling out back. A lil bit of king for a day. A lil bit of Toy Story gimmickry. A lil bit pink burger.

An unavoidable face to fence meeting joins former foes together on this week's Matt & Brendan show. Could a pool party be far off? Etiquette & applause lead to a decent proposal at the old ballpark. M&B marvel at the many scarves of Nev Schulman.

Whether you're feeling Happy Happy Joy Joy or you're down enough to Whiz on the Electric Fence, Matt & Brendan have you covered. Like a warm waterfall rushing over your hands, M&B will put you in a trance & make you feel like a man of the people.

Cake once asked 'How do you afford your rock 'n' roll lifestyle?' Birthday cake leads into a KISS rock 'n' roll fantasy on today's M&B show. Also: Matty D throws shade at baby Jackson & hums the Thong Song while setting up a house cleaning appointment.

On today's episode of M&B's The Challenge: Rivals - Matt & Brendan devise strategies for breaking in to one another's homes. Also: the debut of a brand new segment called 'Sublime Crime' & the topic of self-respect as it relates to brand name condiments.

Matt & Brendan have always appreciated spooning. Perhaps they overlooked the utensil that the sleep formation is named after. No longer. Baby food sampling & a few minutes riding shotgun in their own car give M&B a whole new perspective.

Matt & Brendan are upset w/Harry Potter - actually, the actor who plays him, Daniel Radcliffe. Let's just say he ain't workin' wizardry w/the ladies, in M&B's opinion. Also: who wears short shorts? M&B wear short shorts. On Easter Sunday, with gusto.

Cowboy up w/Matt & Brendan as they visit frightening emergency rooms, learn the truth about stage names & try to nudge sexually confused/and/or/promiscuous women towards a path to happiness & love. Beautiful bodies grindin' up in the club. Drunk in love.

Matt & Brendan get out of a party limo & into their dreams during a wild nightlife experience w/somebody that they used to know. Matt blows the lid off the fondue industry/blatant scam. Brendan studies the effects of concentrated THC pills & malt powder.