Tequila happy hour can get a man in trouble, as Matt & Brendan find out this week. It can even leave you covered in a towel on the bathroom floor. Choose your preferred commercial vixen, finger a meatball & create an intricate web of lies with M&B.

Matt & Brendan awaken in a sweaty mess this week. It's understandable. They're tossing & turning due to drug dilemmas & Playstation 4 payment plans, while pining for midnight make out sessions. They shared a doom against which virtue was no defense.

Bleeding from the mouth? Spitting on windows or bar staff? Urinating from altitude? All fluid activities are covered in today's Irish recap. Taste 777 different breakfast cereal combos, beyond Lucky Charms. Can't get enough M&B. Got the crunch w/punch.

Not every member of the craft beer community exhibits communal courtesy, as Matt & Brendan discover this week. Skilled martial artists are seeking love, but don't sneak up on 'em. Drop off your ride, salt the rim, grab a fifth to go & walk a frozen path

Seuss-ian adventure awaits on today's Matt & Brendan show. Beware Bar-ba-bitches frisking about w/Instagram snitches, while shady Walter eats Ranch-free dishes. Weed out an inbox according to your wishes, but look out for email that might be suspicious.

It's an Oscar week special - featuring an Academy Awards version of the ever popular series "Dueling McConaugheys". Egon Spengler looms large in the hearts of Matt & Brendan. They toast Harold Ramis. Also: the thin line between Twitter shame vs. glory.

Matt and Brendan seek out their one true hot sauce on an epic journey that leads them to a small town in Mexico. Only the pepper-bent man shall pass. Also, a celebrity encounter leads to a heated debate about some pop stars' final rankings.

Matt and Brendan lay it on thick this week. Observe the cross-room hand signal so you know exactly what move to make. Bring it in real close, but remember, no touching. Trouble with a big company? Crush 'em with courtesy.

Matt and Brendan say: Hey baby hey baby hey! Train tracks! Train tracks! Hey baby hey baby hey! Vine racks! Sweet Vine racks! Hey Chloe hey Sarahanne hey! Dude, Where My Car? seems whack. - Check it out, it’s Narc with Take and Bake

How about we listen to Matt and Brendan? They say they'll flip ya, flip ya for real. Find out if you're a winter guy or a summer guy and learn about lukewarm hidden treasures. Finally, don't forget to leave contact info for your next of kin.