Choose Your Fighter

It's important to question authority. Are the officials that you've elected doing their job? Is the mayor doing the best they can? Are your groups of mystery solving teens being held back by their talking dog?

The hosts of Choose Your Fighter think they at least know the answer to the last question as they try to choose the new replacement for Scooby Doo in Mystery Incorporated.

Ski Ballet, Poodle Clipping, Obstacle Swimming - all are actual former Olympic sports. Join Evan, Talha, Em and Clare as they decide what silly activity should join that roster when the Olympics come back to the US in 2028

The Choose Your Fighter Gang is back and nothing's changed! Nothing at all. Okay, maybe a few things, but you'll barely notice it.

In this reunion episode Evan, Talha, Em and Clare debate: what's the best thing in a can? What will win and will our hosts ever agree on what exactly constitutes a "can"? Find out by taking a listen!

If you were a pirate, would you rather have your parrot on this shoulder or thiiiis shoulder? The correct answer is neither, there are way better options than parrots. Listen to our intrepid team of piracy experts as we spit a lot of facts... and some less-than-facts.

Evan was also wearing a pirate costume the entire time, that's important. 

It's a classic round of reindeer games as our hosts try to come up with some last-minute replacements for Santa's favorite four-legged friends. Along the way, we learned some surprising Hawaiian laws, did a surprising amount of math, and did our best to conjure up a mental image of Talha on a bmx bike. 

Happy Holidays from the Choose Your Fighter Crew!

Join our hosts for the story of Erasmus and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. This week we try to figure out what modern concepts would overwhelm the mind of a Victorian-era boy and along the way learn the value of teamwork, but never fully understand when the Victorian era was. 

This week we're leaving it all out on the field for a matchup of college football mascots! Join us as we put some facts on myths and say some truly upsetting things about the male anatomy. Thanks to special guest hosts, Sport Totino and Boston Creampie for joining us!

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It's like "Arrival", but much less though out. Aliens have just landed on Earth and we have to pick someone to represent all of humanity and make the first contact. Understandably we are the people that the UN called to make this decision.

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This one got heated y'all, and frankly, went to some places that I'm uncomfortable writing down right now. This week your intrepid hosts debated which fictional rodent would win in a fight and, in the end, discovered some hard truths about our very nature as extant beings, the role of the physical and metaphysical worlds, and of course accidentally ended up on the wrong side of the internet. 

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The first concert in a post-COVID world has to be short and bring the hits. Good thing we've put four one-hit wonders on the bill. This one is a tear-jerker folks, each of our hosts has a sob story, but only one of them cried so hard they had a nose bleed.