To be clear, we are ideally not the team to be selecting the eighth world wonder, but we're the team that did. I don't know if the world wonder commission calls us, or maybe we call them. All I know is that we chose the correct option.

For legal reasons, we have to say that this episode is entirely speculative. It's also pretty silly. This week, we're debating the number one most crushworthy cartoon character. What isn't up for debate is how deeply uncomfortable this conversation made Evan. 

We're changing up the format this week and narrowing our top eight fast-food mascots all the way down to number one. I'm not trying to clown around, this one might make you Grimace.

Some topics discussed in this week's tournament: Boyactors.org, "Abaca-Deborah" a Debbie Reynolds fan-cast, Emily's double dutch career, Talha's steel candor, and Clare's VIBRANT imagination.

Thank you to Bailey Igoe for our amazing theme song!

Which Samuel L. Jackson character would win in a head to head fight? Would they see each other and realize they look identical? Would that phase them? How do you spell Haberdashery? We have the answers to a some of these questions in this episode! 

We are "Chris-tening" this podcast by answering the question on no one's mind... which famous person named Chris is the best. Hard. Hitting. Journalism. 

Show up for the dads, stay for the ever-evolving set of criteria by which Talha judges the worth of a father figure. 

This week we're talking Cereal Killers, mascots from popular breakfast brands going head to head in.... who am I kidding, this episode is mostly about Booberry and his Jazz legacy.