Nicole and Hope decided they should test their general knowledge by taking a "Are You Smarter Then a Fifth Grader" style quiz. The results? They are scrapping by on the skin of their teeth. Listen along to hear the actual wheels turn in the two Chaos Gals heads while they try an answer some math, health and history related questions. 

As as added fun, this episode is a potpourri of random stories from Hope's recent bad day all the way back to the dawn of "Land Before Time." Play along and see if you are smarter than the Chaos Gals. We figure you probably are... 

Roses are Red

Chaos is all around 

Hope hates this holiday

And we still love Troy Bolton too! 

Ignore the fact that it doesn't rhyme. The girls senior skipped on poem day in 12th grade english. 

The dynamic duo of Choreographed Chaos talk all about all things love related; relationships, romantic gestures and horribly rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes. Grab a glass of wine or a whole bottle of whiskey and join Hope and Nicole for an evening of laughter and mispronunciations.

The Choreographed Chaos Gals are well rested (ehh, they've slept at least a few hours) and emotionally centered (haha...jokes) to start Season 2 of The Podcast. They hit the ground running in their usual scatterbrained forms while chatting about throwback children's books, their TV show pitch ideas and the natural high from bulk buying. They also take a moment to investigate what the Stars have written for them in 2021 through their astrological horoscopes. Mark your calendars, May 26th is gonna be a big one for Nicole. 

The Choreographed Chaos Girls decided to take a much needed break before we officially start Season 2 of the podcast on February 4th, but we didn't want to leave you too long without a little dose of our special kind of chaotic energy. Prior to starting our break, we recorded this episode discussing holiday traditions, Nicole's greatest life accomplishment in an ornament, and our 2021 resolutions. Enjoy this holdover episode that we couldn't let go to waste while we reset and refresh for Season 2!

**Special note from Nicole: So it turns out that the soup can ornament that I talk about A LOT in this episode, is in fact not the top of a soup can but the top of a juice concentrate container. Which means my whole life has been a lie or that I am dumb, probably a combination of both. **  

After taking a short mid-season break, the Chaos girls are caught back up with this chatty episode. Take a listen while enjoying a glass of wine or a tub of ice cream while Hope and Nicole discuss Christmas cards, matching jammies and nose swabs. All the comforts of the 2020 Holiday Season! 

Anybody can make a "top 10" list, but it's way more fun to make a "Worst 10" list. 

Nicole and Hope try their hands at a twist on the traditional ranking list by ranking their least favorite songs to ever hit the musical airwaves. The lists might just be filled with many "unpopular opinions". Find out what former boyband member Nicole can't stand since his solo career. And hear what dislike of Hope's caused Nicole to consider ending the podcast forever....

*Deep Narrator Voice* They were actually pretty darn far from fine. 

Nicole and Hope catch up with each other over a flurry of recent activity including election coverage and puppy costumes. Most of this episode is spent talking about a topic near and dear to both of the Chaos Ladies; mental health. As an opening discussion to future episodes, Hope and Nicole talk about their journey to understanding their mental health struggles and what challenges them each day in order to keep a mental balance. 

Hope and Nicole love an evening spent with screaming youths holding a $15 vodka tonic listening to live music. In this harmonious episode, the Chaos Girls talk about their favorite concert memories, including their closeted love for One Direction. Don't worry, they aren't those zealous fans with t-shirts with Lewis', Neil's or that one that no one remembers faces on them.... 

One of the most enjoyable parts of making this podcast for Hope and Nicole is discovering what random topics they are unknowingly passionate about. In this episode, the Chaos Girls discovered another passionate subject; driving in DC. 

As well, the girls opened up about their spending addiction. Cause you have to start by admitting you have a problem. They list off some of the silliest, most ridiculous and bank account concerning purchases they have ever made.