Choreographed Chaos

How many unrelated topics can Hope and Nicole talk about in one podcast episode while using sub-par transitions?  We are so glad you asked!

This episode manages to include topics ranging from appropriate Powerpuff Girls' footware choices to Paris Hilton's hit movie House of Wax and doggie blue jeans to ridiculous uses of mouse traps for "academic purposes".

Just when you think you can't imagine any more drops and loops on this roller coaster ride, the Chaos Ladies plummet into everything tattoos. Including their tattoo favorite, body ink dislikes and their experiences getting their first tattoos differing betweens Nicole's state of zen and Hope's horror over Nicole's mom reaction. 

Nicole and Hope talk about the pressing issues facing American's everyday; sub-par holiday specific candy. 

As well, the ladies take some time to discuss an actually serious topic, voting. Not so much the politics side of Election day, but instead their experiences and beliefs when it comes to the powerful act of casting a ballot. Diving into their experiences at the polls, anxiety over the voting process and why they are passionate about participating in this years election. 

Nicole and Hope decided to put their friendship to the test by cross examining each other with a self-made BFF Quiz. You know, everything besties should know about each other from favorite candy,  to biggest fears, and dream concerts. Hope feels like she did a good job. Nicole feels that Hope doesn't even know herself at all. 

Spoiler Alert. Based on this quiz, they won't be investing in Best Friend necklaces from Claires in the near future. 

Please note: this episode is not sponsored by Palmetto Cheese. 

Nicole is excited for this episode cause seven is her favorite number. 

She is also excited cause she tells the story of how she finally got to live out one of her life long dreams being a witness to a minor "crime". I guess everyone has to have goals, right?

The first recorded car accident in the USA happened in 1896 in New York City. The most ridiculous accident in automotive history happened to Hope in Spring 2017 on a county border in North Carolina. 

Episode #6 centers on the smattering of car accidents and fender benders Hope and Nicole have experience since passing Behind the Wheel. Trust us, this is an episode you don't want to "drive past". 

Hope and Nicole have strong opinions about many things, especially their love of Jessica Simpson (cough, cough Nicole) and Little House on the Prairie (odd stares in Hope's direction). The Chaos Girls decided to dip their toes into the world of deeper topic discussions with a discussion about everything friendship.

What's better then a dynamic duo? A tremendous trio.

In the fourth installment of Choreographed Chaos, (The Podcast), Hope and Nicole invited Doug, the funnier Paccione sibling (sorry Hope) to join the mayhem. Doug brought to the tables hilarious stories of working in minor league baseball and small town livin'. Hope used this time to force Doug to relive middle school traumas and ask about dating life. Ahh, sibling dynamics.  

Spoiler Alert: Sports Mascots have humans inside the costumes. Sorry to crush your reality. 

Lions, and Tigers, and Bears. Oh my?

More like a rouge armadillo and two animated bears from a 1960's cartoon.

Sounds a bit random? Yep, accurately this episode is.

Hope tells a few stories related to one of her favorite topics, the absolute hysterical nature of her job. Also in this podcast, in what rarely seems to be a normal linear conversation, Nicole and Hope also deviated to topics that include magical abilities of manifestations, organized childhood activities and overly washed t-shirts. 

#poundsymbol

....and third chances....and fifth chances.....

Ever watch a Hallmark movie and wonder what would happen to the characters without the cheesy movie magic? Don't worry, Nicole has lived it and is willing to share all the boomeranging details of her first high school crush. This second episode of Choreographed Chaos (The Podcast) is jam packed with discussions of early hipster culture, ugly Christmas trees and Disney princesses. Don't worry if you're confused, those topics have nothing in common other then this podcast. 

🎵"Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start" 🎵

-Fraulein Maria, The Sound of Music 

(Don't worry, Nicole didn't know that quote either.)

Hope and Nicole take Maria's sound advice and spend their first official podcast talking about how their friendship started. In this introductory episode, they dive into their differing memories of their first meeting, how they built an unlikely bond, and the official state beverage of North Carolina (spoiler alert...it's milk).