Driving a rent-a-car and doing donuts on 30 feet of solid ice and the jerk in my bar who thought buying his girlfriend $4,000 breasts entitled him to owning all of her, too.

Notice anything different about me? Well, for starters, I have a new name that nore accurately reflects what I've bu8t my career upon. And that's thinkin'!

Most if you will see little difference. I think this is the format -- me reading -- that will allow for the most regularity.

We'll find out together.

This debut centers on one of my favorite Christmsas stories, a case of mistaken idenity while out getting gas

Merry Christmas!