Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(4:00) Chiefs offense vs Bills defense: "This was the first time in this matchup where the Bills could sit back."

(15:40) Bills offense vs Chiefs defense: "They couldn't play coverage vs him like years past."

(24:30) Falcons offense vs 49ers defense: "Arthur Smith is an unbelievable game manager.”

(29:50) 49ers offense vs Falcons defense: “I have no problem with the way Jimmy Garoppolo played.”

(35:40) Buccaneers offense vs Steelers defense: Chris throws cold water on the narrative of turmoil in the TB locker room.

(44:30) Steelers offense vs Buccaneers defense: Mitchell Trubisky came up big vs the blitzing Bucs.

(52:00) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Za'Darius Smith & Quinnen Williams take home the elephant butt trophy.

(55:20) Jets defense vs Packers offense: "Sauce is the real deal." Plus we try to decipher Aaron Rodgers’ “simple” comments.

(1:11:20) “Peter Peter Peter” Awards: Flyer of the Week Ja’Sir Taylor wins the game for the Chargers.

(1:15:20) Browns offense vs Patriots defense: “They play like they’re the Greatest Show on Turf. They don’t know what they are.”

(1:21:40) Patriots offense vs Browns defense: Bailey Zappe burned the Browns blitz.

(1:27:00) Ravens offense vs Giants defense: “They ran the same run play…the whole game.”

(1:31:50) Giants offense vs Ravens defense: Brain Daboll has “rewired” Daniel Jones.

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(4:00) Bills def. Chiefs: "It's Brady vs Manning, but with flair."

(12:20) Eagles def. Cowboys: "They need Dak Prescott. We can stop the nonsense."

(20:40) Steelers def. Buccaneers: Simms makes another foot kissing guarantee (who keeps asking for this?).

(26:30) Jets def. Packers: It's time to throw respect on the young Jets defense.

(32:30) Giants def. Ravens: "They just hang around. Hang around. Haaaaaaang around."

(38:20) Falcons def. 49ers: Other than injuries, what's wrong in San Francisco?

(44:00) Colts def. Jaguars: Damn! Okay Matt Ryan. Didn't someone call him frail?

(50:00) Bengals def. Saints: What does Chris think of Ja'Marr Chase's route tree now?

(56:20) Seahawks def. Cardinals: Kenneth Walker is a missed tackle machine.

(1:00:20) Vikings def. Dolphins: "Za, Za, Za, Za'Darius"

(1:05:10) Patriots def. Browns: "Zappe Hour"

(1:11:00) Rams def. Panthers: "Here's To You, Mr. Robinson"

(1:14:30) MNF Broncos-Chargers: The guys are big Joe Buck/Troy Aikman fans.

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(3:10) TNF: Commanders at Bears

(6:40) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: 49ers at Falcons

(8:50) Patriots at Browns

(11:15) Jets at Packers

(15:00) Jaguars at Colts

(17:50) Vikings at Dolphins

(21:15) Bengals at Saints

(23:45) Ravens at Giants

(27:20) Buccaneers at Steelers

(30:20) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: Panthers at Rams

(32:30) Cardinals at Seahawks

(35:50) Bills at Chiefs

(44:00) SNF: Cowboys at Eagles

(50:30) MNF: Broncos at Chargers

(53:10) Best Bets &  Folsom Prison Blues

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(2:50) Ravens defense: Baltimore ditches the blitz, and Ja'Marr Chase's route tree is "simple and sh*tty."

(19:30) Giants defense: "That's where Wink Martindale is a mastermind." And the Packers' dink-and-dunk offense flops.

(35:30) Jets defense: How much praise do they deserve for beating a 3rd-string QB?

(45:15) Saints defense: Is Geno Smith a better fit for the Seahawks offense than Russell Wilson? And Tyrann Mathieu doesn't want to tackle anymore.

(56:20) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Baron Browning and some guy named Aaron Donald take home the elephant butt.

(1:00:00) Cowboys defense: "Dan Quinn went to the lab, with a pen and a pad."

(1:11:20) Defense Player of the Year odds: Should Micah Parsons be the clear favorite?

(1:15:00) Lions-Patriots: Ahmed can't believe Chris made him talk about this game again. And why is Aaron Glenn's Detroit defense so bad? 

(1:22:20) Chargers-Browns: "If Cleveland had a passing game, they would have torched this defense."

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(5:30) Ravens def. Bengals: "It was actually a team win for the first time this year."

(15:10) Eagles def. Cardinals: Philly is good, but they can still be better.

(22:30) Cowboys def. Rams: "Matthew Stafford has no chance right now."

(30:00) Giants def. Packers: "No way they are where they are without Saquon Barkley."

(39:40) Jets def. Dolphins: "They're super talented, I don't care who is at QB."

(46:00) Texans def. Jaguars: Is it time for Chris to self-scout himself on Derek Stingley Jr?

(51:40) Bills def. Steelers: "You're playing Madden on rookie level."

(57:40) 49ers def. Panthers: BREAKING NEWS, the Matt Rhule era is over.

(1:04:40) Chargers def. Browns: "All week to come up with the perfect play, and here's a slant."

(1:11:00) Titans def. Commanders: Ahmed proposes a new Carson Wentz nickname.

(1:15:50) Saints def. Seahawks: Does Taysom Hill deserve another shot as starting QB?

(1:21:30) Vikings def. Bears: "I'm not sure how good they are yet."

(1:24:45) Buccaneers def. Falcons: "Nothing the passer!"

(1:29:45) Patriots def. Lions: "Don't worry, be Zappe"

(1:36:00) MNF Raiders-Chiefs: More rec yds...Davante Adams or Travis Kelce?

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(4:10) TNF: Colts at Broncos

(7:20) LONDON: Giants vs Packers

(10:15) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: Steelers at Bills

(14:00) Chargers at Browns

(16:50) Texans at Jaguars

(19:40) Bears at Vikings

(23:20) Lions at Patriots

(26:00) Seahawks at Saints

(28:50) Dolphins at Jets

(32:20) Falcons at Buccaneers

(34:20) Titans at Commanders

(35:45) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: 49ers at Panthers

(40:00) Eagles at Cardinals

(42:40) Cowboys at Rams

(46:00) SNF: Bengals at Ravens

(50:15) MNF: Raiders at Chiefs

(53:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

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(4:10) Chiefs offense: "One of the best KC gameplans I've seen in a long time."

(18:10) Broncos offense: Russell Wilson "is part of the problem."

(27:45) Ravens offense: Are Baltimore's struggles due to poor scheme or poor talent?

(36:15) Bengals offense: Chris is downright mad at the Cincinnati offense.

(46:45) Tony Dungy: The Hall of Fame coach texts Chris while we're taping with some Chiefs thoughts.

(48:40) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: Dexter Lawrence & Nick Bosa take home the big elephant butt trophy this week.

(54:00) Eagles offense: The Philly O-line dominates again.

(1:01:15) Jaguars offense: "Trevor Lawrence had the worst game he's had in a long time."

(1:09:00) Colts offense: Do the problems go beyond Matt Ryan?

(1:11:10) Titans offense: Why are they struggling in the 2nd half?

(1:13:20) Cowboys: "Just stop with that Cooper Rush take. Stop."

(1:17:30) Commanders: Who is more to blame: OC Scott Turner or DC Jack Del Rio?

(1:18:40) Rams offense: “Allen Robinson is not the same guy anymore. He lost a gear.”

(1:23:25) NFC West: Everyone is 2-2…who should be the favorite to win it?

(1:30:10) Zach Wilson: Chris’ crush continues to grow.

(1:34:10) Kenny Pickett: “He’s just a better natural QB than Trubisky.”

(1:38:30) Punt Awards: Props for Bears punter Trenton Gill & Vikings flyer Kris Boyd.

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(5:00) Chiefs def. Buccaneers: Did Andy Reid take playcalling duties from Eric Bieniemy?

(17:10) Bills def. Ravens: "There's some teams that can adjust at halftime, and some teams that can't."

(28:25) Eagles def. Jaguars: “I am wrong on Jalen Hurts.”

(35:50) Packers def. Patriots: “They’re not going to win a Super Bowl this way.”

(44:00) Vikings def. Saints in London: “The day of the shutdown corner is done.”

(50:30) Titans def. Colts: “Tennessee’s offense is close.”

(55:30) Chargers def. Texans: Damn! Okay…"This is the best Derwin James we’ve seen”

(1:00:40) Raiders def. Broncos: Maxx Crosby is “by far” the best defender in Vegas.

(1:04:40) Jets def. Steelers: “The juice Zach Wilson brings is tangible.”

(1:11:10) Cowboys def. Commanders: “They may not have the best defense out there, but they may have the scariest.”

(1:15:30) Giants def. Bears: “Legs! Legs is who they are!”

(1:21:00) Seahawks def. Lions: "Let Geno Cook"

(1:26:45) Cardinals def. Panthers: "We're Not in Oklahoma Anymore"

(1:30:50) Falcons def. Browns: "Rush More, Pass Less"

(1:33:15) MNF Preview - Rams at 49ers: Over or under for Cooper Kupp rec yds?

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(2:20) TNF: Dolphins at Bengals

(6:20) LONDON: Vikings vs Saints

(10:50) SUNDAY EARLY GAMES: Browns at Falcons

(15:20) Bills at Ravens

(18:00) Commanders at Cowboys

(20:20) Seahawks at Lions

(22:40) Chargers at Texans

(26:10) Titans at Colts

(29:45) Bears at Giants

(32:50) Jaguars at Eagles

(36:20) Jets at Steelers

(39:30) SUNDAY LATE GAMES: Cardinals at Panthers

(42:40) Patriots at Packers

(44:50) Broncos at Raiders

(47:40) SNF: Chiefs at Buccaneers

(50:30) MNF: Rams at 49ers

(52:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

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(3:15) Bills offense: After Josh Allen kept beating the blitz, Miami needs to "dial it back."

(13:30) Dolphins offense: Tua Tagovailoa played tough, even though Buffalo "had a plan for the bullsh*t plays."

(22:15) Ravens offense: "Because of Lamar Jackson, they're a pass-first team you have to play like a run-first team"

(32:00) Patriots offense: After facing the shockingly weak Baltimore defense, how will New England adjust with Brian Hoyer?

(40:30) Jaguars offense: Trevor Lawrence is taking a 2nd year leap in Doug Pederson's revamped offense.

(54:05) Ahmed's Big Butt Awards: The self-proclaimed D-line expert debuts his awards with Josh Allen & Grady Jarrett.

(56:50) Chiefs offense: "You're not a running team. Stop pretending."

(1:08:40) Packers offense: What happened to the Green Bay offense after the first couple drives?

(1:17:50) Buccaneers offense: "It was a myriad of mistakes."

(1:25:40) Pete's Punt Awards: Who was the best punter and flyer of the week?

(1:28:50) Cowboys-Giants: Chris talks about his impressions of the Dallas and New York rosters after attending MNF.

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