Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Simms takes Ahmed behind the curtain of his Lowe's commercial ("Let's go team!") before the guys hit every game from Week 14 and bury some squads in Requiem For A Team.

(6:15) Deep Dive #1: Eagles def. Saints - Why was New Orleans not ready for Jalen Hurts? And does Chris already like him more than Taysom Hill?

(23:00) Take It Up To 100: Packers def. Lions - Davante Adams has the best QB connection in the NFL...

(29:00) Chiefs def. Dolphins - ...unless Travis Kelce has something to say about it.

(33:30) Deep Dive #2: Bills def. Steelers - How Pittsburgh's defense ran out of steam, and is Big Ben the problem?

(52:00) Damn! Okay: Colts def. Raiders - Kenny Moore had the INT of the year, and the Vegas defensive problems go beyond coaching

(56:40) Buccaneers def. Vikings - Ndamukong Suh pushed around the Minnesota O-line, and can the Bucs really do "anything damn thing they damn want to"?

(1:00:30) Cardinals def. Giants - Haason Reddick has a big return to New Jersey, and Daniel Jones needs to play football

(1:04:30) Washington def. 49ers - Chase Young and the Football Team D can win games by themselves

(1:07:40) Seahawks def. Jets - Jamal Adams is setting records

(1:10:45) Give Me The Headlines: Titans def. Jaguars - Derrick Henry is "legendary"

(1:14:10) Cowboys def. Bengals - "Red Rifle Revenge"

(1:16:20) Self-Scout Thyself: Chargers def. Falcons - The Falcons twitter account knew what was coming

(1:18:20) Broncos def. Panthers - Brandon McManus trolled...himself? And yesterday was big for Drew Lock's future

(1:20:45) Bears def. Texans - Chicago's offense is playing to David Montgomery and Mitchell Trubisky's strengths

(1:24:00) Requiem For A Team - We lay to rest the Texans, Falcons, Broncos & Panthers

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Mike concedes the straight up picks title to Chris before the guys hit a full 16-game Week 14.

(1:45) TNF & Sunday early games:

-Patriots-Rams

-Broncos-Panthers

-Texans-Bears

-Cowboys-Bengals

-Titans-Jaguars

-Chiefs-Dolphins

-Cardinals-Giants

-Vikings-Buccaneers

(23:20) Sunday late games

-Colts-Raiders

-Jets-Seahawks

-Packers-Lions

-Falcons-Chargers

-Saints-Eagles

-Washington-49ers

(39:30) Primetime (SNF & MNF)

-Steelers-Bills

-Ravens-Browns

(47:40) Best Bets & the debut of Survivor Picks

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Ahmed is still coming down off his high hosting Football Night in America, and then the guys put a cap on Week 13. Plus, Requiem For A Team returns for another season.

(5:45) WTF Happened: Bills def. 49ers - Josh Allen is hitting Mahomes & Rodgers territory

(30:45) Washington def. Steelers - Pittsburgh's offense has become "predictable within their predictableness"

(53:20) Saints def. Falcons - Would Chris rather have Taysom Hill's ceiling or Drew Brees' floor?

(1:01:30) Rams def. Cardinals - How Arizona is misusing DeAndre Hopkins

(1:09:50) Requiem For A Team - Ahmed eulogizes the Jets, Jaguars, Chargers, and Bengals

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Chris talks about hanging out with Steve Kornacki before he and Paul dive into Week 13.

Deep Dive #1: Giants def. Seahawks - "The Giants D is real" and gave Russ nowhere to go

Damn! Okay (DB edition): Chiefs def. Broncos - Tyrann Mathieu is a stud on a D that "is what it is"

Rams def. Cardinals - Troy Hill was on to the Arizona pass game; what happened to Kyler Murray's motion?

Vikings def. Jaguars - Cameron Dantzler is Mike Zimmer's kind of corner

Deep Dive #2: Browns def. Titans - Kevin Stefanski self-scouted himself and has reined in Baker Mayfield

Take It Up to 100: Colts def. Texans - T.Y. Hilton can be the go-to guy Indy needs

Self-Scout Thyself: Raiders def. Jets - Gregg Williams blitzes himself out of a job

Patriots def. Chargers - Anthony Lynn's special teams can't count to 11

Packers def. Eagles - "Carson Wentz did nothing to be benched yesterday, but it's time to go to Jalen Hurts"

Give Me The Headlines: Saints def. Falcons - "You win some, you Taysom"

Lions def. Bears - "Pooh bears"

Dolphins def. Bengals - “Brooklyn brouhaha”

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Simms won last week on Marquise Brown's late TD and Florio is not happy about it. Then the guys pick every game for Week 13.

-Saints vs Falcons

-Lions vs Bears

-Colts vs Texans

-Bengals vs Dolphins

-Jaguars vs Vikings

-Raiders vs Jets

-Browns vs Titans

-Rams vs Cardinals

-Giants vs Seahawks

-Eagles vs Packers

-Patriots vs Chargers

-SNF: Broncos vs Chiefs

-Monday: Washington vs Steelers

-MNF: Bills vs 49ers

-Tuesday: Cowboys vs Ravens

-Best Bets: Chris really likes the under in LA

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Chris and Paul have perhaps our most efficient WTF Happened ever, as they hit on Derrick Henry, Herbert vs Allen, bad games for Derrick Carr & Jared Goff, and concerns for Taysom Hill.

(2:50) Titans def. Colts - Indy missed DeForest Buckner, and the Titans use both man and zone blocking to get Derrick Henry loose.

(16:45) Bills def. Chargers - Why wasn't it a Justin Herbert-Josh Allen laser show?

(27:30) Titans or Bills: Who has the better chance of upsetting the Steelers & Chiefs in the playoffs?

(29:20) Falcons def. Raiders - Raheem Morris' crazy defense confused Carr & Gruden

(40:00) Rams def. 49ers - Jared Goff had a bad game, but don't let Sean McVay off the hook

(53:50) Taysom Hill - "It wasn't great, I don't care what the circumstances were"

(57:15) QB Jeopardy - Can Chris get his first perfect score in the category of all-time receiving performances?

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Paul sells Chris on cutting down Christmas trees before the guys hit every game from Week 12 Sunday.

-Deep Dive #1: Chiefs def. Buccaneers - "Mahomes left points on the board"

-The Bucs offense has an identity crisis, and Brady can't move anymore.

-Take It Up To 100: Titans def. Colts - Derrick Henry is part of a 3-man MVP race

-49ers def. Rams - Deebo Samuel is a running back in a wide receiver's body

-Damn! Okay: Packers def. Bears - Aaron Rodgers ho-hum, 4 TD

-Vikings def. Panthers - Jeremy Chinn makes history, and you can win a Super Bowl with Kirk Cousins

-Browns def. Jaguars - Jarvis Landry is in Baker Mayfield's trust tree

-Giants def. Bengals - Evan Engram has a career day

-Deep Dive #2: Patriots def. Cardinals - "The Arizona offense does not pose a lot of problems"

-Self-Scout Thyself: Bills def. Chargers - Anthony Lynn has some questionable calls

-Chris gives thoughts on the firings of Matt Patricia, Bob Quinn & Dave Caldwell

-Saints def. Broncos - "No QB, no win-ee"

-Dolphins def. Jets - "Fitz-venge"

-Falcons def. Raiders - "Done dirty in the south"

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Simms gets to gloat about last week's sweep of Florio before the guys pick every Week 12 Sunday/Monday game.

Note: The Ravens-Steelers game was postponed after the taping of this podcast, and is still is jeopardy of not even being played, so that game is not included here.

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Florio & Simms pick the three two Thanksgiving games: Texans-Lions & Washington-Cowboys

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Chris and Paul have a packed podcast to recap Week 11 as they hit on a couple big overtime games and Patrick Mahomes doing Patrick Mahomes things.

(3:40) Deep Dive #1 - Titans def. Ravens: What's happened to the Baltimore juggernaut from last year?

(18:30) How did the Tennessee offense out-Raven the Ravens?

(24:15) Damn! Okay (Defensive edition) - Steelers def. Jaguars: Minkah Fitzpatrick is a ballhawk. And Simms responds to the hate after he left Big Ben out of his Midseason Top 10 QB list.

(30:15) Browns def. Eagles - Denzel Ward shut it down. And Chris can't defend Carson Wentz anymore.

(34:20) Saints def. Falcons - Cameron Jordan and Trey Hendrickson lead an underrated New Orleans front, and how Taysom Hill opens the field for the Saints offense.

(43:50) Deep Dive #2 - Colts def. Packers: Why did the Green Bay offense disappear after halftime?

(51:45) Chris questions the Colts clock management

(1:01:20) Take It Up To 100 (NFC East RB edition) - Cowboys def. Vikings - Zeke Elliott gets back on track

(1:02:50) Washington def. Bengals - Antonio Gibson has surprised Chris. And poor Joe Burrow.

(1:07:45) Deep Dive #3 - Chiefs def. Raiders: What changed between KC's Week 5 loss and their Week 11 win? And Chris sees that Jon Gruden and Derek Carr have reached a new level.

(1:20:20) Victory Lap - Texans def. Patriots: Yes, Deshaun Watson is a Top 10 QB

(1:23:15) Give Me The Headlines - Broncos def. Broncos/Tua Tagovailoa: "Fish out of water"

(1:26:30) Chargers def. Jets/Justin Herbert: "Rookie of the year"

(1:28:45) Panthers def. Lions/PJ Walker: "(meow)"

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