Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Ahmed has a big update on our popularity in the Dominican Republic before the guys hit some QBs in What The F&*^ Happened?

(4:15) Tom Brady - He is locked in, Damn! Okay Devin White, and the Bucs have a Top 10 CB

(19:50) Cam Newton - What's wrong with his mechanics?

(29:40) 49ers running game - "Kyle Shanahan was nice to Bill Belichick"

(39:50) Baker Mayfield - "It's the best throw he's had in a while"

(43:00) Joe Burrow - Why Chris was more impressed with him than Baker

(50:00) Justin Herbert - "Top 10 arm? Definitely."

(55:20) Aaron Rodgers - How Davante Adams torched the Texans, and a breaking rumor about a possible new Packers weapon

(1:00:55) Matthew Stafford - Ahmed loves reliving his game-winning drive

(1:1100) Trevor Lawrence Power Rankings - The Cowboys have entered the ring

(1:15:10) NFC East Superteam reactions - The homies had takes on Ahmed's all-star team

(1:17:45) NFC West Superteam revealed - Russ or Kyler? Lockett or Kupp?

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Chris and Paul hit all the Week 7 games, including dive deeps on Seahawks-Cardinals & Steelers-Titans.

(2:45) Deep Dive #1: Cardinals def. Seahawks - How did Arizona shut down DK Metcalf? What happened on Russell Wilson's INTs?

(25:00) Why Seattle's defense doesn't match up well with Kyler Murray.

(36:40) Self-Scout Thyself: Buccaneers def. Raiders - Would Chris put Tom Brady back in his Top 10 QBs? And is Antonio Brown a good addition for Tampa?

(42:00) 49ers def. Patriots - What's wrong with Cam Newton?

(49:20) Victory Lap: Washington def. Cowboys - Could Football Team be the favorite in the NFC East?

(53:55) Chargers def. Jaguars - Is Justin Herbert now a Top 10 QB?

(56:45) Lions def. Falcons - Matthew Stafford is still dangerous

(59:30) Chiefs def. Broncos - Chris claps back at his old team

(1:01:30) Take It Up To 100: Packers def. Texans - Why didn't Houston double-team Davante Adams?

(1:06:30) Deep Dive #2: Steelers def. Titans - How Big Ben had a great game despite 3 INT.

(1:16:30) Why Derrick Henry couldn't get going vs Pittsburgh's D. And how did the Titans offense get rolling after halftime?

(1:25:20) Give Me The Headlines: Browns def. Bengals - "Kings of Ohio; The Future is Fun"

(1:28:30) Saints def. Panthers - "They're Still Missing Their Best Player"

(1:30:30) Bills def. Jets - "Just What The Doctor Ordered"

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Florio is clearly honored to be a part Episode 200(!) of the pod. He and Simms hit all the Week 7 games.

(1:40) TNF: Giants vs Eagles

(4:00) Lions vs Falcons

(7:30) Browns vs Bengals

(10:40) Packers vs Texans

(13:50) Panthers vs Saints

(16:50) Bills vs Jets

(18:20) Steelers vs Titans

(23:10) Cowboys vs Washington

(26:15) Seahawks vs Cardinals

(30:45) Chiefs vs Broncos

(34:00) Jaguars vs Chargers

(36:20) 49ers vs Patriots

(40:50) SNF: Buccaneers vs Raiders

(44:10) MNF: Bears vs Rams

(46:30) Best Bets: Florio and Chris are big on 2 NFC South teams

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Ahmed promises to make our pod Top 2 in the Dominican Republic, and then the guys put a cap on Week 6 with What The F^*! Happened?

(4:10) Titans def. Texans: "Ryan Tannehill isn't a game manager. He's a game winner."

(17:40) Pour one out for Deshaun Watson

(22:20) Chiefs def. Bills: Is there a silver lining for Buffalo's defense?

(35:30) Broncos def. Patriots: Was this good Denver D or a bad New England O? And Chris is taking names on Twitter

(45:10) The stats lie with Drew Lock. And why are the Pats not starting JC Jackson?

(54:00) 49ers def. Rams: How Kyle Shanahan got Jimmy G back in rhythm

(1:00:30) How the 49ers took away Jared Goff's dink-and-dunks

(1:08:20) Trevor Lawrence Power Rankings: Chris power ranks Ahmed's NFC East super team

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Week 6 had plenty of surprises for us. Paul joins Chris to hit every game from Sunday, with an in-depth look at big wins for the Steelers & Bucs.

(1:50) Deep Dive #1: Buccaneers def. Packers - Rodgers rattled & are the Bucs the NFC's most complete team?

(18:10) Bruce Arians managed a game and Paul has some Brady-Gronk trivia

(26:55) Damn! Okay: Titans def. Texans - Chris has never seen anything like Derrick Henry

(32:50) Colts def. Bengals - Marcus Johnson is legit

(34:30) Self-Scout Thyself: 49ers def. Rams - Why didn't Simms trust his friend Kyle?

(41:25) Broncos def. Patriots - Denver D dominates; Pats need practice

(46:00) Deep Dive #2: Steelers def. Browns - "Tell me, what does Baker Mayfield do that's elite?"

(1:00:50) Take It Up To 100: Falcons def. Vikings - Julio Jones is still a freak

(1:02:20) Lions def. Jaguars - "Let's see what D'Andre Swift's got"

(1:03:45) Victory Lap: Ravens def. Eagles - Calais Campbell, first ballot Hall of Famer?

(1:05:25) Dolphins def. Jets - Xavien Howard is on fire and Gregg Williams is inevitable

(1:10:45) Give Me The Headlines: Bears def. Panthers - "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you won"

(1:12:55) Giants def. Washington - "You'll always remember your first"

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Chris is torn between his man crushes, and Florio is officially an Aaron Rodgers fan.

(2:00) Sunday 1pm games: Bears vs Panthers

(6:00) Bengals vs Colts

(7:20) Lions vs Jaguars

(9:20) Falcons vs Vikings

(12:15) Broncos vs Patriots

(14:40) Washington vs Giants

(16:50) Ravens vs Eagles

(19:30) Browns vs Steelers

(26:10) Texans vs Titans

(30:15) Sunday 4pm games: Jets at Dolphins

(33:20) Packers at Buccaneers

(40:20) SNF: Rams at 49ers

(43:00) Monday doubleheader: Chiefs at Bills

(45:15) Cardinals at Cowboys

(47:10) Best Bets: Simms keeps riding with the birds

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Chris and Paul "Paulie" Burmeister debate Tuesday Night Football vs Thursday Night Football, and then put a cap on Week 5 with What The F&^# Happened?

(3:40) What The F^*! Happened? Titans def. Bills: Is Ryan Tannehill a Top 5 QB?

(13:45) Chris gives Josh Allen's game a C+

(31:00) Saints def. Chargers: Stop blitzing Justin Herbert

(44:15) How did Drew Brees and Sean Payton turn it around?

(54:25) Seahawks def. Vikings: Is there any hope for the Seattle defense?

(1:02:40) "DK Metcalf is now the best receiver in the NFL"

(1:17:50) Steelers def. Eagles: "Yes, Chase Claypool is that much of a freak"

(1:25:30) Was this Carson Wentz's best game of the season?

(1:33:50) Quarterback Jeopardy: TWOsday night football edition

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The guys touch on a bittersweet Week 5 (poor Dak), but first Chris ruins the color red for Ahmed.

(3:05) Deep Dive #1: Raiders def. Chiefs - What was the biggest catalyst for the Vegas offense: Carr, Ruggs, or the run game?

(16:40) What happened to the Chiefs offense after halftime?

(26:20) Victory Lap: Cowboys def. Giants - Chris' best backup in football comes through.

(33:20) Seahawks def. Vikings - DK Metcalf wins the Game of the Year (maybe?)

(39:00) Steelers def. Eagles - Chase Claypool scores 4 and trolls Tom Brady (maybe?)

(43:40) Ravens def. Bengals - Patrick Queen crushes his former QB

(47:10) Dolphins def. 49ers - Is San Francisco done as a contender?

(52:10) Take It Up To 100: Panthers def. Falcons - Robby Anderson is crushing it for Carolina

(58:20) Deep Dive #2: Browns def. Colts - A complete game keeps Cleveland rolling, and Ahmed has a pop quiz for Chris

(1:14:45) Damn! Okay: Rams def. Washington - An inspiring comeback for Alex Smith. And Simms gives love to Jared Goff.

(1:17:50) LeBron James - Chris veers off football to praise LBJ

(1:20:10) Give Me The Headlines: Texans def. Jaguars - "Cooking up some Watson"

(1:23:20) Cardinals def. Jets - "Red go, Green stop"

(1:26:55) Trevor Lawrence Power Rankings - Ahmed still thinks the Falcons aren't bad enough (really?) and then he ranks the NFC North teams he hates the most

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Although some games are in limbo, Florio & Simms still hit every one in the megapicks podcast.

(2:45) TNF Buccaneers vs Bears

(6:30) Panthers vs Falcons

(9:45) Bengals vs Ravens

(13:30) Jaguars vs Texans

(15:20) Raiders vs Chiefs

(18:30) Cardinals vs Jets

(22:40) Eagles vs Steelers

(25:40) Bills vs Titans

(28:30) Rams vs Washington

(30:45) Dolphins vs 49ers

(34:00) Colts vs Browns

(37:45) Giants vs Cowboys

(40:20) Broncos vs Patriots

(43:00) Vikings vs Seahawks

(45:40) Chargers vs Saints

(47:40) Best Bets: Simms doubles down on Baltimore & Florio likes a Dallas rebound.

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Chris and Paulie B pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen before they dive into the film of Week 4 with another What The F&^# Happened?

(3:30) What The F^*! Happened? Chiefs def. Patriots: How did Bill Belichick slow Patrick Mahomes (again)?

(21:45) Was Brian Hoyer as bad as he looked? (Spolier alert: yeah, he was)

(33:20) Saints def. Lions: Why did Drew Brees throw deeper this week?

(42:25) Bills def. Raiders: Chris is tired of the Josh Allen disrespect.

(52:20) Derek Carr and the Raiders keep missing opportunities.

(56:15) Panthers def. Cardinals: Is it time to worry about Kyler Murray?

(1:06:15) Colts def. Bears: "The Colts are the best defense in football"

(1:16:15) QUARTERback Jeopardy: Chris goes for his first 5-for-5 performance

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