Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Paul & Chris recap every Sunday game of Week 14, starting with 49ers-Saints in the Game of the Year.

(2:30) Film Deep Dive #1: 49ers 48-Saints 46 "This was more fun than Chiefs-Rams from last year."

(6:30) The difference between Sean Payton & Kyle Shanahan

(11:45) Breaking down George Kittle's huge play on 4th & 2

(17:30) Simms on Jimmy G: "The 49ers are the best team in football, and they're going to win the Super Bowl"

(24:10) How did the Saints gash the 49ers defense?

(30:00) "I question if Sean Payton knew the rule on the fake punt"

(33:30) Rams 28-Seahawks 12 "McVay has found his groove"

(36:20) Packers 20-Redskins 15 "The Packers have to ride Aaron Jones"

(37:15) Vikings 20-Lions 7 Damn! Okay Danielle Hunter

(39:00) Film Deep Dive #2: Chiefs 23-Patriots 16 The homies give their one word to describe the Pats

(43:00) "Steve Spagnuolo New England-ed New England in New England!"

(46:00) "Tom Brady right now doesn't want to take that hit"

(53:20) "It was one of the worst games I've ever seen Patrick Mahomes play."

(1:01:30) Ravens 24-Bills 17 "I promise you Josh Allen was sorest man in NFL this morning"

(1:03:00) Broncos 38-24 "That's why Lock was my 2nd-highest rated QB in the draft"

(1:05:30) "The Texans are a different team without Will Fuller. They need him."

(1:07:15) Titans 42-Raiders 21 "Are the Titans the most dangerous team in the AFC after Baltimore?"

(1:09:15) Steelers 23-Ravens 17 "The Steelers have a Super Bowl defense"

(1:12:00) Browns 27-Bengals 19 Paul is tired of the Cleveland drama

(1:14:15) Buccaneers 38-Colts 35 A history pop quiz based on The Full Jameis Experience

(1:16:20) Falcons 40-Panthers 20 The non-kicking adventures of Younghoe Koo

(1:17:15) Chargers 45-Jaguars 10 Austin Ekeler joins the double-triple club

(1:19:00) Jets 22-Dolphins 21 Brian Flores was angry, and Chris agrees

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With some potential playoff previews on the slate, Simms & Florio pick every game in Week 14.

(4:30) TNF: Cowboys at Bears "One play by the Bears defense could win this game."

(6:45) Panthers at Falcons "I think everyone was shocked by the Ron Rivera news."

(9:00) Ravens at Bills "The only thing that's going to stop the Ravens is an injury to Lamar Jackson."

(13:30) Bengals at Browns "Even if the Browns run the table, I don't think it's enough to save Freddie Kitchens."

(15:20) Redskins at Packers "The Packers are the worst great team this season."

(20:15) Broncos at Texans "After beating the Patriots, the Texans have a swagger."

(24:30) Lions at Vikings "When will they think about benching Xavier Rhodes?"

(27:45) 49ers at Saints "On the turf, the advantage goes to San Francisco's offense."

(31:15) Dolphins at Jets "The Dolphins impressed me last week."

(32:50) Colts at Buccaneers "I'm done with the Colts."

(36:30) Chris tells the story of Peyton Manning's Monday night comeback vs Jon Gruden

(38:30) Chargers at Jaguars Minshew-mania is back, and "Philip Rivers could get benched at any moment."

(41:15) Steelers at Cardinals "I like the matchup of Kyler Murray vs T.J. Watt."

(44:20) Chiefs at Patriots "Everyone in Boston is trying to blame anybody but Tom Brady."

(49:15) Titans at Raiders "Derek Carr feels that red hot poker on his ass."

(51:50) SNF: Seahawks at Rams "It's the last time Pete Carroll will play a game at the Coliseum."

(56:00) MNF: Giants at Eagles "If the Eagles fall behind, it's going to get ugly."

(58:50) Two of Florio's Best Bets come from the same game

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We made it to Episode 100, which is about 99 more than we thought we would. Chris & Paul hit some What The F$%! Happened, Word Association for playoff contenders & Rotoworld's Josh Norris joins us with advice for the start of the fantasy playoffs.

(2:30) Seahawks 37-Vikings 30: David Moore's 60-yard TD "I would just bench Xavier Rhodes"

(9:00) How six O-linemen helps Russell Wilson's deep ball

(12:15) Will Mike Zimmer's defense struggle down the stretch?

(15:45) Rams 34-Cardinals 7: Jared Goff's big game "McVay deserves more credit than anybody"

(24:00) Chiefs 40-Raiders 9: Patrick Mahomes "The NFL has caught onto the Chiefs offense"

(27:50) How will Bill Belichick defend the Chiefs this week?

(30:10) What's behind Patrick Mahomes low stat lines?

(39:20) QB Contender Word Association "Ryan Tannehill is taking advantage of everything that is there"

(42:00) Josh Allen "Can somebody take notice of what we're seeing here?"

(46:20) Duck Hodges "Deep ball throwing can be safe too"

(49:40) Taysom Hill "He's just a freak of nature"

(52:20) Kirk Cousins "How many points do you want him to score?"

(55:00) We welcome Josh Norris to the set to talk about the Panthers firing Ron Rivera

(1:02:45) Fantasy Playoffs Advice for players in tough matchups: Chiefs offense at Patriots

(1:05:45) Cowboys offense at Bears "I could see Dak Prescott being a Top 8 QB this week"

(1:09:10) Saints offense vs 49ers "Jared Cook is a major difference-maker"

(1:13:30) Why does NFL Twitter hate Taysom Hill?

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Chris & Ahmed take your questions as they recap a big Week 13 Sunday, and Ahmed buries a few teams in Requiem For A Team.

(2:20) Ahmed gives his percentage odds of a Ravens-49ers rematch in the Super Bowl

(3:45) Film Deep Dive #1: Ravens 20-49ers 17 "This was the first time all year the 49ers D-line didn't win the battle"

(14:15) "Fred Warner is the Bobby Wagner of this defense"

(18:00) Why the 49ers should have thrown more to Deebo Samuel & Emmanuel Sanders

(26:30) Texans 28-Patriots 22 Breaking down the DeAndre to Deshaun trick play TD

(31:45) Did the Patriots offense salvage something with their late-game TDs?

(34:10) "This is where I see Tom Brady slipping"

(40:30) Who is most to blame for New England's offense?

(42:30) "Will Fuller is the key to the Texans offense"

(46:30) Chiefs 40-Raiders 9 Despite the win, Simms & ManBearPig are both concerned about the Chiefs offense

(49:15) Derek Carr struggles again in cold weather

(53:30) Rams 34-Cardinals 7 Ahmed names Jared Goff the NFL MPP

(57:15) Packers 31-Giants 13 Happy birthday, Aaaaaron Rooooodgers

(1:00:15) Steelers 20-Browns 13 "Devlin Hodges is a natural at the deep ball"

(1:03:00) Titans 31-Colts 17 "Derrick Henry is doing it again"

(1:07:00) Dolphins 37-Eagles 31 How did the Eagles not adjust to DeVante Parker?

(1:12:15) Redskins 29-Panthers 21 "There's no such thing as tanking."

(1:15:40) Bengals 22-Jets 6 "The Jets roster is a bigger problem than anything"

(1:19:00) Buccaneers 28-Jaguars 11 "As we stand here, Gardner Minshew is better than Nick Foles"

(1:21:45) Broncos 23-Chargers 20 "Drew Lock made some big-time throws"

(1:24:15) Requiem For A Team In a new segment, Ahmed eulogizes the teams eliminated from playoff contention

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Simms takes a victory lap for threading the needle before he and Florio get into all the post-Thanksgiving games of Week 13:

(2:50) 49ers at Ravens "San Francisco has the formula to slow down Lamar Jackson."

(8:50) Redskins at Panthers "Dwayne Haskins' selfie is a microcosm of the Redskins victory lap."

(10:50) Jets at Bengals "What the upside for Andy Dalton to play again?"

(13:30) Titans at Colts "The Colts are better than 6-5."

(17:30) Buccaneers at Jaguars "We picked the Jaguars to win the division, and they're screwing us!"

(21:30) Eagles at Dolphins "This is a chance for Carson Wentz to quiet some of the doubters."

(24:30) Why the Eagles made a mistake with Wentz's contract

(29:15) Packers at Giants "These are the games Aaron Rodgers can take over single-handedly."

(33:30) Browns at Steelers "I'm more concerned about the fans than I am the players."

(37:30) Rams at Cardinals "2017 was Deshaun Watson, 2018 was Patrick Mahomes, 2019 is Lamar Jackson, I think 2020 will be Kyler Murray's year."

(40:30) Chargers at Broncos "I'm starting to wonder when Anthony Lynn is going to be in trouble."

(45:45) Raiders at Chiefs "A bye is still in the cards for the Chiefs."

(48:20) SNF: Patriots at Texans "Bill Belichick owns Bill O'Brien, and he'll own him again."

(52:00) MNF: Vikings at Seahawks "It's Florio's team vs Florio's 1B team!"

(57:15) Florio has a Thanksgiving underdog betting theory

(1:00:00) Best Bets "I want people to tune into our podcast and say 'these two idiots aren't that stupid.'"

(1:03:20) Florio shares a heartfelt email from a listener

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It's a Thanksgiving special as Florio & Simms pick all 3 turkey day games.

(2:40) Bears at Lions "With Jeff Driskel or The Blough King, I can't have any faith in the Lions"

(7:30) Bills at Cowboys "We've seen Jason Garrett do well when his back is against the wall."

(17:30) How old was Chris when he started swearing in front of Phil?

(19:30) Saints at Falcons "I think it will be a high-scoring, fun game."

(25:00) Best Bets The guys each give 1 best bet from the 3 games, and Florio ranks the hot seat level of Matt Patricia, Jason Garrett & Dan Quinn

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Chris & Paul recap every Week 12 game as the playoff race heats up, and dive into the 49ers domination of the Packers and the Patriots monsoon win over the Cowboys.

(3:00) Film Deep Dive #1: 49ers 38-Packers 8 "Their defense outhits everybody."

(11:00) Who is more dominant: the 49ers D-line or the Patriots secondary?

(15:15) WTF Happened on Rodgers' sack-fumble on his first drive?

(19:20) How did George Kittle get so wide open?

(29:10) Saints 34-Panthers 31 "Without Marshon Lattimore, New Orleans is a different defense."

(31:30) Chris names the teams who pass his "bar fight test"

(34:15) We'll do it Live! on Michael Thomas' catch on the Saints game-winning drive

(38:50) Seahawks 17-Eagles 9 "I think Carson Wentz is second-guessing himself."

(42:30) Film Deep Dive #2: Patriots 13-Cowboys 9 "I think Jerry Jones is sending a message."

(44:30) The Cowboys offense has Chris literally pounding the table.

(51:50) Does Chris blame Kellen Moore or Jason Garrett more for Dallas' struggles?

(59:15) Bills 20-Broncos 3 Discussing Frank Gore among the all-time RBs

(1:02:20) Jets 34-Raiders 3 "They looked like they didn't want to be there."

(1:03:45) Steelers 16-Bengals 10 Should Duck Hodges start for the rest of the season?

(1:06:00) Browns 41-Dolphins 24 "They've stopped shooting themselves in the foot."

(1:08:00) Titans 42-Jaguars 20 Is Ryan Tannehill the Titans starter beyond this year?

(1:12:45) Bears 19-Giants 14 How can Daniel Jones fix his fumbling issues?

(1:15:00) Buccaneers 35-Falcons 22 "That's what's frustrating about Jameis."

(1:16:10) Redskins 19-Lions 16 Haskins selfies & Chris reminisces about his 1st win

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Chris is reeling and Mike is gloating as they pick every game of Week 12:

(3:15) TNF: Colts at Texans "If T.Y. Hilton is healthy, the Texans will have their hands full."

(7:50) Buccaneers at Falcons "Dirk Koetter will have some inside information on Jameis Winston."

(11:30) Broncos at Bills "The Broncos offense is better with Brandon Allen than Joe Flacco."

(15:30) Giants at Bears "I don't think Saquon Barkley is going to be fully healthy all year long."

(19:20) Steelers at Bengals "Mason Rudolph was absolutely horrible in that game. Horrible. Horrible."

(23:20) "If you ever farted during the show, would you admit it or deny it?"

(25:00) Dolphins at Browns "Without Myles Garrett and Larry Ogunjobi, the Browns are thin on D-line."

(28:45) Panthers at Saints "I don't trust the Panthers defense, and I definitely don't trust Kyle Allen."

(31:40) Raiders at Jets "I played for Jon Gruden against Gregg Williams. We had a good plan of attack."

(36:30) Seahawks at Eagles "Fletcher Cox is back to being a game-wrecker."

(41:00) Lions at Redskins "I can't say I've been impressed with Dwayne Haskins at all."

(42:45) Jaguars at Titans "The Titans should try to pound the rock with Derrick Henry."

(46:15) Cowboys at Patriots "I can't believe you're going to do this again. Did you learn nothing last week?"

(51:30) SNF: Packers at 49ers "I'm in a win-win situation, either Kyle Shanahan or Aaron Rodgers wins."

(56:20) MNF: Ravens at Rams "As good as Aaron Donald is, he's not going to get his hands on Lamar Jackson."

(1:01:15) Mike and Chris each take an under in their Best Bets

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Chris dives into the biggest plays of the week in "What The $&*%! Happened?".

(2:20) Patriots 17-Eagles 10: Nelson Agholor's "drop"

(10:30) "I don't think the Lane Johnson injury had a big impact on the game"

(14:45) "I'm not going to place the blame on Carson Wentz."

(20:00) Vikings 27-Broncos 23: Stefon Diggs TD "One of the best throws of the year for Kirk Cousins"

(27:00) How did Kyle Rudolph get so wide open on his TD?

(33:10) Breaking down the Vikings goal-line stand at the end of the game

(39:00) QB Referendums with Big Phil

(42:30) "Josh Allen was put on earth to throw something"

(45:00) Philip Rivers: "The Chargers need another way to win football games"

(47:00) "Mason Rudolph does not have average arm strength for the NFL"

(49:30) Jameis Winston "misses 3-4 throws per game with no pressure around him"

(53:15) Who do you want as your 2020 starter: Rivers, Rudolph, Jameis or Kyle Allen?

(1:01:30) Cowboys 35-Lions 27: Zeke's game-clinching TD

(1:06:30) Should Dak Prescott be getting more MVP buzz?

(1:12:30) Saints 34-Buccaneers 17: Michael Thomas TD

(1:18:45) "People are saying Michael Thomas could be MVP. Stop it."

(1:26:30) We'll Do It Live! Cooper Kupp's 50-yd catch

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Chris & Ahmed touch on every Week 11 game in a Survival Sunday for the NFC Contenders, and go deep diving on Cards-Niners and Texans-Ravens.

(2:00) Gimme The Headline: Vikings 27-Broncos 23 "How about Clutch-y Kirk?"

(7:15) Saints 34-Buccaneers 17 Is Michael Thomas an MVP candidate?

(13:25) Rams 17-Bears 7 "Khalil Mack has gone dormant...Aaron Donald is the best defender in football."

(21:00) Film Deep Dive #1: 49ers 36-Cardinals 26 "Jimmy Garoppolo's mistakes are boneheaded mistakes."

(32:30) "The Kyler Murray effect is real"

(39:00) Dak Prescott wins the Best Of Week 11 Offensive Award

(43:45) The Patriots Defense wins the Best of Week 11 Defensive Award

(47:45) Who on the Eagles defense (not Ronald Darby) is to blame for the Patriots trick play TD?

(53:30) Film Deep Dive #2: Ravens 41-Texans 7 "The Ravens are the best team in football."

(1:02:25) How the Ravens shut down Deshaun Watson

(1:12:50) Damn! Okay starts with Raiders DE Maxx Crosby

(1:16:00) Where does Jon Gruden fall in Chris' Coach of the Year rankings?

(1:17:00) Breaking down the Colts keg stand celebration

(1:21:15) Gimme The Headline: Falcons 29-Panthers 3 "Dan Quinn is the Undertaker gif"

(1:24:15) Bills 37-Dolphins 20 "This might be Josh Allen's cleanest game as a pro"

(15:52:15) Jets 34-Redskins 17 "Jamal Adams is the best safety in football"

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