Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Florio gets out the broom before he and Simms pick every game of Week 11, and Macy chimes in with some takes:

(2:30) Chris considers doing the opposite

(3:30) TNF: Steelers at Browns "James Conner is back, and the Browns are not a good run defense."

(6:45) Texans at Ravens "It's Lamar vs Deshaun "

(11:00) Falcons at Panthers "I think if it falls apart this year, Ron Rivera will be out of a job."

(14:30) Cowboys at Lions "I don't know if everyone realizes the Cowboys have the No. 1 offense in football."

(17:30) Jaguars at Colts "I this Nick Foles going to energize this team."

(21:15) Bills at Dolphins "This is the first time all year I'm picking the Dolphins to win."

(24:30) Broncos at Vikings "The Vikings can't afford to lose this one."

(29:00) Saints at Buccaneers "The Saints are shooken up now."

(31:45) Jets at Redskins "Let's just pick a score on this one and move on."

(32:15) Cardinals at 49ers "Macy shut up! We're doing a podcast!"

(36:15) Bengals at Raiders "It's the Bo Jackson revenge game!"

(40:45) Patriots at Eagles "I'm wussy-ing out here. There's no other way to say it."

(46:00) SNF: Bears at Rams "Is this an elimination game?"

(48:45) MNF: Chiefs at Chargers "Patrick Mahomes left a lot on the field last week."

(53:30) Best Bets: "That is the dumbest bet you've ever made."

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Chris dives into the biggest plays of the week in "What The $&*%! Happened?".

(3:45) Steelers 17-Rams 12: Jared Goff's 3 turnovers "Ok, the guy's not open. You gotta do something else."

(9:30) Chris has advice for Sean McVay to "reinvent himself"

(12:30) How Minkah Fitzpatrick and the Steelers D took Cooper Kupp from 220 yards to zero

(16:00) Packers 24-Panthers 16: GB's goal-line stand "Kyle Allen's got Christian McCaffrey open for a touchdown."

(24:30) The Packers were not ready for the final play...and it helped them

(30:45) Vikings 28-Cowboys 24: Big Phil joins to discuss the Cowboys failed 4th down

(38:20) Were the Cowboys too worried about the clock? Chris & Paul disagree.

(49:10) Steelers, Raiders, Bills and Colts: which dark horse does Big Phil like the best?

(59:00) Seahawks 27-49ers 24 (OT): " It was the best game I've seen any NFL defender play all season."

(1:04:00) "Jimmy Garoppolo did not play that bad."

(1:13:15) Raiders 26-Chargers 24: Josh Jacobs game-winning TD "Rodney Huson was the star of the play."

(1:16:45) Jets 34-Giants 27: Saquon Barkley 1 rush yd "There's nowhere to go."

(1:19:00) "Daniel Jones is one of the most pure throwers in football."

(1:20:45) Chris breaks down the Ravens "Heisman Package" in our new segment: We'll Do It Live!

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Simms breaks down Week 10:

(3:20) Vikings-Cowboys: Why Minnesota might be better than the group that made it to the NFCCG a couple years ago

(8:25) Why is Dallas wearing the navy blues at home??

(11:30) Panthers-Packers: Is Green Bay as good as their 8-2 record? We definitely didn't see vintage Aaron Rodgers

(14:20) Rams-Steelers: We saw a Steel City ass whuppin. And why it's okay to say that Todd Gurley isn't the same player he used to be.

(16:20) "Sean McVay has to reinvent himself"

(18:55) Simms self-scouts thyself when it comes to re-evaluating the Minkah Fitzpatrick trade

(21:30) Falcons-Saints film deep dive: How in the world did the Saints not score a TD vs the Falcons? Atlanta was not gonna let the short passing game beat them

(26:50) "I wrote 'Where is the run, question mark, question mark'"

(32:35) "I do think Drew Brees is aware of his lack of arm strength"

(37:00) Simms takes a small victory lap related to his QB rankings. Where are all the Goff & Rivers Truthers now?

(39:20) "He's being paid like one of the best players in the game. Which is erroneous."

(40:45) Damn! Okay: praise for Lamar Jackson, his shades, the nasty spin move, and his MVP candidacy

(43:10) A couple of Ivy Leaguers get a Damn Okay

(46:00) Props to Brian Flores and the Dolphins for continuing to play hard

(50:00) Chiefs-Titans film deep dive: "When you have those kinds of numbers, you're not supposed to kick FGs"

(53:20) "Patrick Mahomes made some of the damndest f***ing throws I've ever seen"

(1:01:45) Inside Derrick Henry's 68-yard TD

(1:09:20) Bills-Browns: Baker Mayfield said "get off my back"

(1:10:35) Lions-Bears: "Thank God that Stafford didn't play"

(1:12:40) Giants-Jets: "The best football player in New York right now is Jamal Adams"

(1:15:00) Simms gives us the history of the word $hit

(1:15:50) Cardinals-Bucs: Why Mike Evans is the most forgotten player in football. And don't forget that Kyler Murray is special.

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Simms rants about pushes before he and Florio get to picking every game for Week 10:

(2:30) "If I pick a push, I should get a win!"

(5:25) TNF: Chargers at Raiders "I'm going down to crazyville with the Chargers tonight."

(9:35) Lions at Bears "The Lions defense is not good. It's one of the worst in football."

(13:05) Ravens at Bengals "No one knows what to expect from Ryan Finley or A.J. Green."

(17:15) Bills at Browns "The Bills are kind of a fraudulent 6-2, and I think Bills fans would admit it."

(21:10) Falcons at Saints "The Falcons desperation-meter is at 10+."

(25:00) Giants at Jets "Daniel Jones has shown more promise than what we've seen from Sam Darnold."

(27:45) Cardinals at Buccaneers "Last week Jameis Winston played awesome football, there's no denying it."

(31:20) Chiefs at Titans "Please Andy Reid, run some of Matt Moore's plays with Patrick Mahomes."

(39:10) Dolphins at Colts "The Colts play down to their competition almost every week."

(42:15) Panthers at Packers "If there's any doubt with Davante Adams, don't play him. You don't need him."

(46:25) Rams at Steelers "The Steelers have some special going on, even with Mason Rudolph at QB."

(52:35) SNF: Vikings at Cowboys "Kirk Cousins is incapable of ignoring the stakes."

(55:35) Florio makes another Kirk Cousins bet

(1:01:20) MNF: Seahawks at 49ers "The 49ers aren't going to run the table."

(1:06:10) Chris takes an over/under in this week's Best Bets

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Chris updates his QB Rankings for the first time since preseason, and he and Paul dive into the biggest plays of the week in "What The $&*%! Happened?".

(2:15) Chiefs 26-Vikings 23: Damien Williams 91-yd TD run "Harrison Smith was put in a bad spot."

(10:00) "The Kansas City defense has turned the corner. They're not going to be the pushover we saw early in the year."

(14:50) "There were 2-3 throws where I wish Kirk Cousins was aggressive."

(21:10) Raiders 31-Lions 24: OAK goal-line stand "I'd rather go down with my best player, and that's Matthew Stafford."

(26:10) Broncos 24-Browns 19: CLE failed 4th down "This tells me the game is moving too fast for Baker Mayfield."

(36:05) Big Phil joins to give his reaction to Chris' updated QB Rankings

(44:20) "What game has Tom Brady won for the Patriots this year?"

(46:55) "Jacoby Brissett has done many things, but doesn't get the attention or highlights."

(51:20) "Jimmy Garoppolo at 15...too low or too high?"

(57:45) Chris responds to Twitter gripes about his QB rankings: "You forgot the guy who leads the NFL in passing yards."

(59:40) "Did you think about putting Lamar Jackson above Patrick Mahomes?"

(1:01:45) Shocker...PFF thinks they're right. And Chris claps back.

(1:08:45) Steelers 26-Colts 24: Minkah Fitzpatrick 96-yd pick-six "Fitzpatrick is finally playing the right position."

(1:17:35) Chargers 26-Packers 11: LAC D frustrates Rodgers "They're phenomenal! It's the Brogram!"

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Chris & Ahmed recap all 12 Sunday games of Week 9 and dive deep into the Ravens win over the Patriots and the Seahawks-Bucs OT game.

(6:10) Film Deep Dive #1: Ravens O vs Patriots D "Baltimore did to New England what New England does to other teams."

(19:40) Chris explains why Bill Belichick has problems with running quarterbacks like Lamar Jackson.

(24:55) Patriots O vs Ravens D "It's amazing how fearless Tom Brady is in the pocket at 42 years old."

(32:05) "Earl Thomas can't run anymore...He's lost a gear. He's lost two gears."

(33:35) Ahmed reveals his favorite fast food place.

(37:40) Chiefs 26-Vikings 23 "No Patrick Mahomes is a little bit of a blessing in disguise for the offense."

(41:45) Steelers 26-Colts 24 "Bud Dupree has the ability to take over games."

(44:20) Raiders 31-Lions 24 "Josh Jacobs is clearly the favorite for Offensive Rookie of the Year."

(49:00) Chris demonstrates how Lamar Jackson avoids big hits

(51:20) Film Deep Dive #2: Seahawks O vs Buccaneers D "Russell Wilson is arguably the best deep-ball thrower in the sport."

(55:20) "I don't blame the secondary for the Bucs. I blame Todd Bowles."

(59:00) Chris takes a Victory Lap on D.K. Metcalf

(1:01:15) Buccaneers O vs Seahawks D "It's on the Seahawks D-line now. The secondary's not going to get better."

(1:04:10) "Playing quarterback vs the Seahawks is easy."

(1:05:30) Texans 26-Jaguars 3 A Damn! Okay for an MVP candidate

(1:09:20) It's over, Gardner Minshew

(1:11:15) Panthers 30-Titans 20 Chris self-scouts his Tennessee best bet

(1:15:00) "DJ Moore really reminds me of Steve Smith. He's a wide receiver in a running back's body."

(1:16:40) Broncos 24-Browns 19 Twitter responds to Baker Mayfield's postgame attire.

(1:22:25) Dolphins 26-Jets 18 "I don't think Adam Gase deserves to be on the hot seat."

(1:26:00) Eagles 22-Bears 14 "If DeSean Jackson is out for the season, that takes the Eagles out of being a real Super Bowl contender."

(1:29:25) Chargers 26-Packers 11 "Joey Bosa has stepped up ever since you said Nick Bosa was the better Bosa."

(1:32:15) Bills 24-Redskins 9 "I surprised how the Bills defense has been pushed around 2 weeks in a row."

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Florio has some Halloween costume takes before he and Simms get to picking every game for Week 9:

(0:40) I'll eat some Werther's Originals, be miserable and be happy in my misery."

(5:30) TNF: 49ers at Cardinals "There's this hesitation to give the 49ers their due."

(10:55) Texans vs Jaguars (in London) "I don't know if this is a team Deshaun Watson can take over against."

(16:55) Redskins at Bills "If I knew it was Dwayne Haskins, I might give the Redskins less of a chance."

(21:05) Titans at Panthers "Ryan Tannehill may be the Titans starting QB in 2020 if he keeps this up."

(26:15) Vikings at Chiefs "Prove me wrong, Kirk Cousins!"

(33:40) Jets at Dolphins "Adam Gase will be extra motivated to beat the team that fired him."

(38:40) Bears at Eagles "Philadelphia! Doug Pederson!! Run the ^&*#ing ball!!!"

(43:10) Colts at Steelers "I feel like Mason Rudolph found something on Monday."

(52:35) Lions at Raiders "I don't think I've picked the Raiders to win a game all year."

(56:10) Buccaneers at Seahawks "I think Jameis Winston can throw on a below-average pass defense."

(1:01:20) Browns at Broncos "The Browns outplayed the Seahawks and were not outclassed by the Patriots."

(1:04:45) Packers at Chargers "The Packers offense is borderline unstoppable at this point."

(1:08:20) SNF: Patriots at Ravens "I have slight concerns about the Patriots offense."

(1:14:00) MNF: Cowboys at Giants "This loss could get the clouds gathering around Pat Shurmur."

(1:17:30) Chris likes an upset for one of his Best Bets

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Chris & Paul do a "What The $&*%! Happened?" where they deep dive the best (Deshaun Watson) and worst (WTF Miami?) plays of the week. Also, Big Phil stops by and defends Mitchell Trubisky.

(3:00) AZ-NO: Drew Brees' TD pass to Taysom Hill "Now that Brees is back, Taysom Hill is a weapon again in the offense."

(11:05) "If the Saints have a weakness, it's Brees' ability to stretch the field."

(18:25) OAK-HOU: Deshaun Watson gets kicked in the face, still throws TD "Watson is not Charlie Checkdown, he's Bobby Bombs-Away."

(28:35) Big Phil reveals if it's true that Chris was a good student in high school

(31:45) "Do you think the Chicago Bears are salvageable?"

(36:35) On Aaron Rodgers: "Let me say this. NOBODY ELSE COULD MAKE THOSE THROWS."

(48:55) "Who wins right now? The 49ers or the Patriots?"

(51:30) CLE-NE: Browns back-to-back-to-back turnovers "Jonathan Jones is the star not for the fumble, but for the hustle."

(56:40) On Baker Mayfield's shovel pass interception: "This is a play he's not even supposed to think about."

(1:02:05) "If I had to grade the game, I'd probably tell you Cleveland won more plays than New England."

(1:04:25) James White's 59-yard screen on 3rd & 10 "This play broke because of one player."

(1:12:20) PHI-BUF: Miles Sanders 65-yard TD run "This should not have been a big play."

(1:16:35) "I feel like the Eagles think they're the Chiefs sometimes...You're not. You're not the Chiefs."

(1:21:15) Dolphins all-out blitz on 3rd & 20 "Has there been a dumber play this year?"

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Chris & Ahmed recap all 13 Sunday games of Week 8 and dive deep into Panthers-49ers & Packers-Chiefs.

(2:25) Saints 31-Cardinals 9 "He looked like the same old Drew Brees, like he hadn't missed a beat."

(7:20) Patriots 27-Browns 13 "The Patriots, even with the easy schedule, seem to be dodging some bullets"

(13:15) Film Deep Dive #1: Panthers O vs 49ers D "The 49ers defense is every bit in the conversation with the Patriots"

(19:35) "Nick Bosa is more made for the NFL than his brother Joey"

(24:05) 49ers O vs Panthers D "The 49ers play-design is No. 1 in the NFL."

(27:20) "Who will have more targets moving forward: George Kittle or Emmanuel Sanders?"

(32:00) Rams 24-Bengals 10 "Cooper Kupp is legitimately good. This isn't just a system guy."

(35:40) Seahawks 27-Falcons 20 "The Seahawks secondary is a little questionable."

(38:20) Lions 31-Giants 26 "I'd like to hear some talk about how Matthew Stafford is playing so well."

(40:35) On players-only meetings: "Guys! We have to play harder!"

(41:30) Chargers 17-Bears 16 "I'm not gonna sit here and say 'Matt Nagy's decision was the dumbest ever.'"

(47:50) Film Deep Dive #2: Packers O vs Chiefs D "If it isn't Aaron Rodgers at QB, the Chiefs are pulling that game off."

(53:30) Ahmed has a gripe with Aaron Rodgers' highlight TD to Jamaal Williams

(57:40) Chiefs O vs Packers D "Signs you know your interior D-line is no good..."

(59:40) "This showed the Chiefs can win games without Patrick Mahomes."

(1:05:10) Jaguars 29-Jets 15 "Damn! Okay Gardner Minshew!"

(1:08:50) "When Nick Foles comes back, who is your quarterback?"

(1:09:40) Texans 27-Raiders 24 "Even with JJ Watt, that Texans defense is not good."

(1:11:35) Colts 15-Broncos 13 "I don't understand Joe Flacco coming out and saying this publicly."

(1:14:00) Trade reactions: Leonard Williams to Giants, Kenyan Drake to Cardinals

(1:16:50) Titans 27-Buccaneers 23 "I don't think the Titans are a playoff team, but they'll ruin a lot of playoff dreams."

(1:19:05) Eagles 31-Bills 13 "If Buffalo wants to be taken seriously, they have to stop the self-inflicted wounds."

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Simms & Florio pick every game against the spread for Week 8:

(1:10) "If Kirk Cousins wins Super Bowl MVP, I will get a Kirk Cousins tattoo on my arm. Guaranteed."

(4:30) TNF: Redskins at Vikings "I think the Redskins will be a pain in the ass early."

(7:25) Seahawks at Falcons "No matter what Matt plays QB for the Falcons, they're done."

(11:10) Eagles at Bills "The Bills don't really have that signature win yet."

(15:15) Chargers at Bears "I think the loser of this game is going to flat-out collapse."

(19:30) Giants at Lions "Pat Shurmur quietly had one of the worst decisions in the league last week."

(24:15) Broncos at Colts Florio floats a Von Miller trade proposition for an NFC team.

(29:40) Jets at Jaguars "Can we get the name Haley Joel Darnold to stick?"

(33:30) Bengals at Rams in London Florio learns what "wanker" means.

(37:00) Cardinals at Saints "This is the toughest environment Kyler Murray has had to play in."

(39:50) Buccaneers at Titans "I like what I saw from Ryan Tannehill last week."

(45:05) Panthers at 49ers "If the Panthers go to San Francisco and win, I'm sticking with Kyle Allen."

(50:00) Raiders at Texans "I think Derek Carr is on the outs."

(54:45) Browns at Patriots "I'm not picking the Browns to win, I'm not that stupid."

(59:20) SNF: Packers at Chiefs "Even if Patrick Mahomes is active, this could be a ruse."

(1:03:00) MNF: Dolphins at Steelers "This might be the low-water mark for primetime football in 2019."

(1:05:05) Chris and Mike go all favorites for their Best Bets

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