At some point in your life you may hear someone use the phrase: “that’s like finding a devout Christian at a pagan ceremony!” intending to convey a situation that is by all accounts—implausible.

When someone says that to you, you now know two things:

One, that person is over the age of 85.

Secondly, you will never speak to them again. Unless you are Corinne Kaplan. If you are Coco, this implausible scenario may be very, very plausible.

We also examine two intriguing emails—one about family dynamics and the other touching on personal “tragedy”. Come for “the tea”, stay for the foolishness (and the subject of an upcoming YELP! review—hint, hint).

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