Chronically Fully Sick

Chronically Fully Sick

By Chloe Sargeant & Joanna NilsonComedyHealth & Fitness
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Chronically Fully Sick episodes

  • You Better WORK!

    Chronic full sickness and employment, board game for brain fog, sapphic poetry, vaccinations (again), Chloe is on the telly, and the gals answer the age old question- "can you get COVID from farts?"

    Disability and employment info-

    https://gradaustralia.com.au/disability/disclosure-of-disability-the-pros-and-cons

    https://gradaustralia.com.au/disability/employment-support-for-people-with-disability

    https://www.humanrights.vic.gov.au/for-individuals/disability-and-the-workplace/

    Flexible Work Planner Chatbot- https://www.humanrights.vic.gov.au/resources/chat-about-flexible-work/

    Do i even qualify as disabled? https://www.and.org.au/pages/what-is-a-disability.html

    Recycling blister/webster packs- https://www.floraandfauna.com.au/recycle $10 credit and $15 here- https://banish.com.au/pages/recycling-program

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Donut Shaped Tiddy Rash

    Yay! Another freewheelin' episode with your two favourite silly babies, Chloe and Jo!

    Disgusting rashes! Vaccinations! Mice Plagues! Drug Trials! And accessibility ain't just about ramps. Also, Jo thought of a new Fibromyalgia cure?

    Plus Spoonie Hotline! Send a voice memo to [email protected]

    Specialist COVID Vaccination Hub/ The Government Doesn't Care About Disabled People

    Anti-Vaxxers Target NDIS Workers (sorry, this is Herald Sun, no one should ever read that)

    MORE! FEMALE! MICE!

    Bloody fellas, drug trials


    Join the CHRONICALLY FULLY SICK group, if you want


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    1 hr 13 min
  • A Spoonful of Snake Oil

    A suspiciously oily not-so-sweet 16th episode from the gals, who are clearly Tired and Emotional. In any case, they go to a punk show, discuss Mecca's wellness misfire, chronic illness imposter syndrome, a Quackwatch from the history books and some delicious calls fresh off the crisp and juicy Spoonie Hotline. Including an excerpt read by Sarah Ramey from her new book, The Lady's Handbook for Her Mysterious Illness.

    • Yoni Oil you shouldn't buy
    • 8 Ways That Imposter Syndrome Shows Up When You Have a Chronic Illness or Disability
    • Dynamic Disability
    • Snake Oil
    • Chloe's New Boyfriend
    • FREE PALESTINE- donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund


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    1 hr 11 min
  • Smash It Up

    They're back! Finally. Apologies for the hiatus, life sh*t happened - you get it.


    Anyway, they're back chatting about being immune to COVID because they both have fibro, PMDD Awareness Month, disabled legends smashing sh*t and making history, and as always, SPOONIE HOTLINE! Missed yas xo

    CW: Discussion of suicide, death and trauma in this episode- (there's a warning though)


    ~ LINKS ~

    • Australians with a disability ‘forgotten’ in coronavirus vaccine rollout, advocates say
    • NDIS vaccine rollout failure for people with disability
    • COVID advantage for people with fibromyalgia (?)
    • Long COVID and chronic fatigue
    • HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK curb cuts


    Donate to PMDD Awareness

    and Support Act


    Songs:

    "Don't Go" by SaD

    "Lost in Music" by Anita Lane (RIP)

    and "The Phoenix" by Judee Still

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Poor Unfortunate Souls

    They haven't showered, they're scraping their way back from nervous breakdowns, and they're ready to talk about it! Sorry for the lapse in eps – these two hellbeast women love to give advice about how to look after yourself, but they also love to not follow any of it themselves! Very cute and cool and sexy.


    In episode 14, the gals touch on the real-life effects for spoonies that happened when opioid meds went prescription-only, the weird 'disabled villain' trope that Hollywood loves to lean on, and a brand new QUACK WATCH about bad Goop health ghost man that loves to blend celery and call it a cure for everything. And of course, new SPOONIE HOTLINE!! Get up in this gig.


    CONTENT WARNING - the beginning of episode touches on the effects that current news stories about sexual assault can have on your mental health. No details of the stories or charges are specified, but if you're trying to avoid this the current media hellscape altogether, maybe skip the first 5~ minutes of this ep.


    LINKS

    Looking after yourself when sexual assault dominates headlines

    • https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/coping-with-distress-caused-by-major-coverage-of-sexual-abuse-allegations
    • https://www.abc.net.au/everyday/how-to-take-care-of-yourself-when-sexual-assault-makes-headlines/100010900

    New rules around opioid prescriptions leave few options for Australians in pain, ABC News

    • https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-09/pain-sufferers-say-limiting-their-access-to-opioids-in-cruel/13219230

    Five Common Harmful Representations of Disability, Mythcreants

    • https://mythcreants.com/blog/five-common-harmful-representations-of-disability/

    Washington Post story about bad man health ghost Goop man Anthony Williams (the chix refuse to link his actual website)

    • https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/wellness/celery-juice-will-not-work-miracles-no-matter-what-you-read-on-goop/


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    1 hr 16 min
  • LEGENDS ONLY

    Look, yes it's late but SOME OF US have raging painkiller addictions and full-time jobs alright? So i guess this episode is about some of the chicks' chronically ill and disabled icons and how sick people are represented in the media- this time they're yakking about a SICKENING TV show and a legendary singer and activist. Well, it's a start, because media representation.. that's a whole thing. Anyway, this episode is full of legends, including a new HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, SPOONIE HOTLINE and the usual steaming hot nonsense. Here's a spoon.


    You can follow CFS on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram!

    Send a voice memo about your junk for Spoonie Hotline to [email protected] but not if it involves crystal healing, light therapy or huffing your own farts.

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Sangle and Ready to Mangle
    Yeah look, this episode is... chaotic. Chloe and Joanna decided to record an episode about dating and sex and relationships when you have chronic illness, and not sure what happened, but it turned into... this. You have no idea how much scream-laughing had to be edited in this episode. They are sorry in advance. Subscribe rate and review I guess? Jesus Christ.

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Mullumbimby Murders

    OMG CHLOE AND JO ARE BACK! With more of a whimper/whine/cough than a bang really? It's jazzy kinda? Chloe tells everyone her idea for a horror movie (COPYRIGHT!), the gals discuss a new disability beauty range, more ridiculous conspiracy theories, another FLORIDA MAN story, threaten an entire town, deliver a new edition of HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, and talk about COVID's positives for chronically fully sick babes.

    Check out the iconic Tara Moss' Facebook, Kohl Kreatives and Guide Beauty, plus this article in the Washington Post.

    Follow Chronically Fully Sick on Twitter, Instagram, or bam-a-lam into the group here if you're crook.

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Megapod: 2020 Crossover Extravaganza

    Join Noon, Travis, Jo & Leah, a ragtag assembly of deep cover agents from the podcasting underground. They emerge blinking like naked mole people into the sunlight to bring you a round-up of this year of our lord, the cursed 2020. That’s right folks, they’re here not to save the world, but to bring you MegaPod.


    These four highly virile brain geniuses from at least FOUR SEPARATE PODCASTS combine to bring YOU: Aliens! Sex jam! Anal Fistulas, Pope Fights, Weird Al, Juggalos Takeovers and... All the news from 2020!*


    For complaints regarding bias in board game scoring and fake news you can find Travis by summoning a Gamilaroi god in the desert or on the internet at

    Broriginals Podcast

    Awesome Black

    Instagram

    Join Awesome Black

    Friends of Awesome Black on Facebook

    Travis Tweets from @TravishDeVries


    To help Jo figure which teat to milk on a sparrow get in touch at;

    Chronically Fully Sick

    Instagram

    Or on Twitter @chronicfullsick



    To roast Leah for not realising Baghdad was formed low key smack bang in the middle of the middle ages you can catch her at

    Loud Angry Not Sorry Podcast

    Feminists United Website

    Twitter: @leahlikes


    And finally, listen to Auspol Snackpod for the news, the memes, and to get Noon and Zac into 47th place on Spotify for 2021 - 

    Listen to the show

    or find us in your favourite pod app

    Facebook  

    Patreon for bonus eps

    Twitter and Insta: @auspolsnackpod

    Email: [email protected] 


    *like a fair bit, not all. Like come on, as if we can fit an entire year into 1.5hours


    ART BY TRAVIS! Editing, Production and theme song by ZAC LE SNAK

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Wah Wah Wee Wah
    Okay yeah look first things first, Chloe and Joanna are really sorry about how much they talk about wee in this episode. It's a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Anyway: the chix also discuss some good Chrissy/holiday gifts for spoonies, as well as how to get through the silliest of seasons when you feel like hot garbage! Plus, a triple threat ep that includes QUACK WATCH (*borat voice* wah wah wee wah), HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, aaaaand SPOONIE HOTLINE! And as a lil Christmas treat, we've got a reading from one of our very own chronic fully sickos, the stunningly talented author Kylie Maslen. MERRY CHRIMUS/HAPPY HOLIDAY!!! xoxo

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    1 hr 4 min

About Chronically Fully Sick

From the publisher's feed

this is a podcast about chronic illness. we discuss all the wondrous joys and justifiable woes of living life with unrelenting pain and fatigue, along with all sorts of generally silly and straight up…