Chubbies Podcast

On Episode 42 we do something we promised we'd never do. We actually apologize. BECAUSE we missed a week, everyone needs to punished. And it gets... kind of intense. Especially Mason's hairless armpits and Grant's vomit. Also we re-write Tom's voicemail, dissect Millennial Monopoly, and discover the origins of a certain plant.

Episode 41 features Joey, Phil and Tom, but most importantly it marks the debut of business expert Harvey, whose invaluable business advice is the key reason why this business podcast, which is definitely about business, is the best business podcast ever. We also have Phil's Dank Memes Tutorial, we discuss the Joker trailer, and we dissect why millennials aren't, well, doing the dance as much as other generations. The real reason might surprise you. Unless you know more about step stools than you let on...

Episode 40 features CONSIDERABLY LESS YELLING because (thank the Shlord) Joey is not on it — instead Grant tries his hand at hosting a second time and makes the podcast 100% about him, including a hilarious Grant’s Monologue, an all-time great Things Grant Doesn’t Know, and a hall of fame Mason v Grant Accent-Off (did we mention he also wrote this summary?). Also: we talk Top 10 stressors for Millennials, and Chubbies Stores czar Lindsay Leaver makes her podcast debut.

In Episode 38 Mason learns what daylight savings is, we debate hamster wheels for kids, and form the most fun mob ever to support chill legislation. Also, we get all millennial and do a March Madness style emoji bracket to determine the greatest emoji of all time. It's an upset. But it feels right. Then we get REALLY BUSINESS LIKE, with new segments "What Would You Say You Do Here" and "The Work Speak Translator." And we cover some of the weirdest questions from the NFL combine and make everyone take a Wonderlick test. Spoiler alert: we're stupid. Double spoiler: we're very fun though.

Episode 37 is the episode that CHANGES.MUSIC.FOREVER. We introduce the Chubbies Top 40 Hit Creation (33:00) and it is a battle for the ages. Joey and Mason vs. Phil and Grant in a battle to make the most catchy, most awesome, most convincing hit song ever. Leading up to that crescendo of sonic amazingness is a bad monologue, the casual dress revolution, types of Uber drivers and an Urban Dictionary definition off. Oh yeah, then Mason and Grant draw horrible horrible self portraits. Anyway, see you at next year's Grammys. 

(P.S. we drop a really sweet URL that leads you to a really sweet opportunity to join our really sweet March Chubness bracket towards the end.)

Episode 36 changes podcasting and entertainment forever. You like sitcoms? How bout one that happens in UNDER 2 MINUTES. You like cereal? Phil eats salad bowls of it. You like surprising people by digging through their phones without their prior knowledge? Yup, that happens in here too. Also, adult gaming, a bad monologue, Dr. Phil's Surgeries That Should Exist, and everyone's catch phrases. 

And now, Winnebago man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQfBrSUs0

Episode 35 answers some very important questions like: why does mail exist? Who is Grant anyway? And "is this legal?" Zen Master Tom and Dark Lord Phil are in full swing and Joey immediately forgets how to talk. Will that keep our bidcast down? No. Nothing can keep down a bidcast. We practically INVENTED the damn things.

AND SO BEGIN THE DAY TERRORS. Episode 34 is a turning point in the life of Phil Mills, as it appears to be the exact moment that he slips into the cold embrace of nihilism. Luckily to help cheer us up we have Lauren, the First Lady of Chubbies, and a big surprise for Mason. Also a bad monologue, designer babies, make me laugh and two free motivational cassette tapes. Maybe it's not so bleak after all.

In Episode 33 we expose ourselves for what we truly are: BIG big guys guys. And big Valentine's Day for under $20 guys. Also, Grant ghosts our conversation about ghosting, Tom and Joey face off in Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous: SAN FRANCISCO STYLE and we settle our bets and announce the winners of the Chubbies Swimsuit issue. OH YEAH plus all sorts of business white papers about ROI and ROAS and ACRONYMS.

CONSPIRACIES. THEY EXIST. Or DO they? Episode 32 holds the answer. Enjoy listening to this on your phone WHILE YOUR PHONE LISTENS TO YOU. Also DNA tests, a lot of Kentucky news for some reason, and Tom gets a new best man thanks to the podcast.