Chubbies Podcast

Episode 23 is a bonafide Friendsgiving since we’re all friends and talking around a table and it’s November. We discuss what Friendsgiving is, its origin, and how that one friend you barely even like keeps getting invited even though he makes a shit autumn yam. We also power rank holidays, fight over New Years, and do our first ever sports and tech segments. If you can’t get your dog to come when you call it, we recommend a Tesla, the perfect car for regaining your false sense of authority.

Episode 22 means SCORES. WILL. BE. SETTLED. We yay or nay some of your tweets, put Grant's LinkedIn bio on the line, and Joey responds to the airing of Grievances. It's a FESTIVUS MIRACLE. Also, are millennials better at understanding facts? Or is that an opinion? The difference between freeways and highways and of course, an open call to get Gilbert Gottfried on the show. #getgilbertgottfriedontheshowisthishashtagtoolong?

Grant is a big nervous guy for his hosting debut and he starts off by totally blowing it. With Joey out everyone decides to gather round the Festivus pole for an airing of grievances and we tell the story of sneaking onto Alcatraz to make an N64 themed video. Also Tom bring us some Zen, and complains about not being mentioned enough in episode descriptions. Okay Tom. Have it your way Tom. TOM. TOM. TOM. TOM. TOM.

Say cheeeeeeese! ACTUALLY DON'T. Because those wacky zany millennials are back at it again and they've got cheese in their cross hairs. Also, Tom and Grant orchestrate political hits on one another, Pithy Witticism makes his first apperance, and and Phil gets cursed out by a telemarketer. Add on one of Joey's bad monologues and bring binoculars into the physical challenge and what do you get? An almost torn hamstring for Mason. That's what you get.

Could Episode 19 be our last ever??? Nope. But it almost was considering Tom completely ruined this recording along with everything else. Before Tom's melt down we were able to speak with the winner of the first Chubbies podcast fan competition, Dr. Troy Andreasen (@inlandbreastandbody). We also discuss the millennial attention span, airplane pullups, and how Grant is a cheat and man of ill repute.

Episode 18 brings a mythic character to the forefront of Chubbies lore, the Chubbies Winnebago. Where is it? What was it? Why in the HELL is it gone? Also, Would You Rathers get weird, Joey gets grilled and we debate Halloween. Does dressing up in a costume make you an irresponsible Millennial that doesn't want to let go of childhood? The answer is no but some un-fun writer and Phil both think maybe.

We are biiiiiiig podcast guys and on Episode 17 we use that energy to shatter things all over our studio... again. We also get Travoltified, discuss side hustles in the millennial age, and have a legitimate business opportunity if you want to get rich, change the world, and let us take credit. Ball is in your court... Don't blow it.

Episode 16 sows discord amongst the ranks of the podcast as cars are smashed literally and metaphorically. Thankfully Joey's optimism brings us up and Tom’s Metal Ass Zen segment brings all the boys to the yard. We do our first ever best weekend competition and dissect the sharing economy and what it means to millennials, and Mason’s shower.

Episode 15 features the greatest athlete of all time, Joey "Jaws" Chestnut and we ask him some speed round questions about life as the hot dog champ (34:00). Robots finally try to takeover for Joey "No Cool Nickname" Avery who comes back with his raddest monologue ever. We find out what the most millennial jobs are and Phil + Tom are dispatched into the field to give us some on the ground reporting. Also Grant tries to beat John Travolta at teleprompter reading and both he and Mason try to become Christopher Walken... and fail. Also at the very end: a chance to win something amazing.

Episode 14 brings in some STAR POWER as we are joined by Chubbies Man Model winner and modern day Derek Zoolander, Kelvin Davis (@notoriouslydapper). We learn about life as a world renowned model, and what it feels like to have Grant almost kill you. Also Joey finally gets his showdown with a joke robot and we dissect the concept of Bachelor Parties through the ages which leads us to learn what happens to Phil after he's had a few "beers for the guys".