Chuck and Aardvark V.S. the Galaxy

Episode three has come, denizens—and She is beautiful and terrible indeed. THIS episode, we get a little more personal, as Charlie processes the (literal) ghosts of his past, and Ari details his difficult yet relatable transition from boy to man. Plus, we demystify the Mandela Effect, bring new perspectives to Biblical allegories, and expose the real reason we go through puberty. Can confirm: bones do exist! | Logo by @NuleTheGoat. Music and audio mixing by @UndreamedPanic. Edited, as always, by Mathaniel. Thanks Mathaniel! | Have some choice remarks for us, your humble hosts? You can email us at [email protected]! 

Rejoice, denizens, for episode two is upon ye! THIS episode, we take a deep-dive into the niche intersection of sociology and the theatrical arts, attempting to figure out just what nebulous forces are driving our species to put our hands together and make some noise! Join us as we elucidate the machinations of the Caesar assassination, brand development strategy, George Clooney's limited charms, and a possible intergenerational romance sparked at a mediocre production of The Pillowman. Coffee has never BEAN better! | Logo by @NuleTheGoat. Music and audio mixing by @UndreamedPanic. Edited, as always, by Mathaniel. Thanks Mathaniel! 

Welcome, denizens, to our first official episode! THIS episode, we dissect the Scooby-doo canon for clues as to what the creators REALLY intended. What we found may shatter the very foundation of our society. With tie-ins to MK-Ultra and the Vietnam War, what we ultimately unveil is a story that is heartbreakingly human—a tragedy of star-crossed lovers and the choices that doomed them. There are, however, NO werewolves in this theory. | Logo by @NuleTheGoat. Music and audio mixing by @UndreamedPanic. Edited, as always, by Mathaniel. Thanks Mathaniel!