Randy's not the only one with dog issues. Sad Pasi gives bad customer service while discovering the kind of comic he truly is. Rios ate a cheeseburger for all the wrong reasons. VIVA LA CHUMBA AND WUMBA!

Alternate titles include "I Can't Think Of Any More Justin Long Movies" "At Least You Still Got It" and "Backdoor.com"

Live from in front of Rios's house! The boys TRY to discuss how Pasi has a wandering eye, Rios has a dangerous training regimen and a not at all dangerous addiction, as well as comedy's greatest nemesis. But what they really end up talking about is Randy's dog. This one is YARDCORE!

Alternate titles include:

"Jean Claude Canned Ham" "Mouth bleeder" and "Inevitable Life Cook"

Pasi misses his girlfriend, Rios is gonna miss his girlfriend's mom, and the boys reminisce on the sad times that made them start doing this in the first place.

Alternate titles include:

"Does He Have a Gun"

"I Had To Go Through Idaho " and "The Ferrari"

Pasi gets disrespected while house sitting, Rios creepily picks an old hobby back up, and the boys do a little relationship role play.

Alternate titles include:

"Boy Hole" "Less Ollies More Naps" and "Put a Hat On It"

Rios' body gets critiqued at home, Pasi is trying to OD on his emotions and both of them deserve to lose the 2020 Portland's Funniest Person contest

Alternate titles include "I Came Here to Cry Bro" "None of My Friends Have Eyes" and "It's a Size Thing"

Rios is home alone and when he's not he's misunderstood. Pasi deals with videogame and canine grief.

Alternate titles include:

"All Toys Matter" "What's up Whores" and "Beltless Death"

Rios has a problematic toy collection, Pasi yells problematic things out of cars, and Randy can't tell what part of himself June belongs to. They also discuss Gay Pride, merch ideas, and protecting their families from this very podcast

Alternate titles include "Motherf*ckers Always Tryna Ice Skate Uphill" "I Need Another Hole" and "Stingy Big Nosed Gays"

The boys discuss ironic nap settings, online AA meetings and Iceland (?) They also go to great lengths to make sure they never get booked in Philadelphia. Alternate episode titles include "Easter Island" "Fat In Weird Places" and "Savvy"

The boys mock Portland comedy drama, learn about renter's rights and come up with a new gift for people who donate to the show. Then they get serious and sad. Alternate episode titles include:

"Jizz 11" "My Pedometer is Gonna Read the Same" and "3 Years"

This isn't an episode. Please listen to it, all the way to the end.