Rios has another brother! New beds, native Samoan cuisine and an idea for an even less appropriate podcast are discussed. Alternate episode titles include "Kong Island Bats" "Make us All Chinese" and "Support Live Groceries"

The boys continue to unravel during quarantine. Pasi gets a work husband while Rios yells at his toys. Rios also found the worst way to measure a swimming pool's size.

Alternate titles include: "He's No Straight Randy" "Hard Shells Like the Rest of Your People" and "It's Not Gonna Mop Itself"

Intro by Luke Messimer

Outro by Larry and His Flask

The boys discuss their new fitness routines. Pasi gets commended and reprimanded at work, Rios has a new Tattoo, and Richard Gere's wisest words get shared. Alternate titles include "What Is Your Favorite Nail To Use?" "400" and "1st Loudest 3rd Funniest"

Intro & Outro music by Luke Messimer

From quarantine the boys discuss hockey enforcers, comedy dreams and pinball. Randy wins the podcast forever. Shout out to Tory Ward who is very funny in real life.

Alternate titles include "Seattle Chins" "I Treat Pinball the Way I Treat Women" and "Goon Please"

The boys communicate across town to discuss the pandemic's affect on comedy and their employment. But most of all they talk about a certain Netflix docuseries. I saw Chumba. And the Chumba saw Wumba.

Alternate titles:

Randy Domestic

Mascara With The Ladies

Mostly Crotch and Nipple

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The boys discuss their father's anatomy, sharing the stage with the 2019 SICC winner and the effects of PC culture on comedy. Alternate titles include "Cold Dead Numbers" "Thick Ankled Pizza" and "The Pick Up Dad"

The boys are back with the best episode yet - the clip show. Definitely listen to What's More Metal wherever you get podcasts. Alternate Titles are UMMM and HEEYYYY.

Rios won't stop counting with his f*cking hands, Pasi can hopefully stop drinking. Randy comes out. Alternate titles include "A Little Bit of Orange in Me" and "Counterpunch Joke Writing"

This one doesn't even make it out of the plugs before going bad. The boys discuss going on the road together, In N Out, and the controversy surrounding the latest Willamette Week Funniest Five.

Alternate titles:

Loads of Love

Leave Charlotte Flair Alone

They Look Bigger in Their Hands

The boys discuss Rios being Pasi, their shortcomings as big brothers, and the fallout from Ari Shaffir's Kobe Bryant jokes

Alternate titles:

Patrice O'meal

My Size Barbie

Stage Polacks