CHURNING BUTTER

First of all sorry about this week, it's pure filth. You will enjoy. Chris's Adventures at Ralph Lauren, Dan's juggalo dating, the sex manget that will change your life, Dan's family reality show (once again very sorry), Healthy informercials starring Genie, Cryptozoology and DRANGONS, Beastiality (sorry again) and people can't speak and don't like Chris. Special appearance by Barbra Jean Barbra.

Welcome to Churning Butter, epsiode 12 starts with special shout outs, then we explain the problems with the podcast. Chris's stroy about his bizarre tennis partner followed by his bizarre dream. Dan has recurring nightmares and wants your help. Then we partake in the 2009 friendship survey and meet a new friend, the very cultured and sad Barbra Jean Barbra.

New location, Chris's famous tweet, Dan avoids cross country and Chris avoids camp, Dan's surgery spectacular and the catheter. Hospital stories, Fat child prejudice, Family photography sessions. Our Zumba class, The Waynes brothers show, and finally a man masturbates into a woman's hair.

Double Digits!! Jason Collins coming out , gay respect and an inventive hypothetical,. Dan's thoughts on Prometheus, Game of Thrones big secret. Chris's unmade Iron Man 3 script and blockbusters. Banned baby names in New Zealand, Dan makes classic childrens characters absolutely filthy. Strange Australian baby names from 2012, Survivor spoilers (but not really spoiiers) Dan's love of cashmere.

We're back!! Today we talk about our hiatus during our respective holidays. Easter v Greek Easter, Jurassic Park 3D re-release, Creepy text messages, Global porn habbits, Ferrets dressed as poodles, chocolates and dinner.

Olympics are awesome, opening ceremony, Mrs Eastwood and Company rule my life, thoughts on Cat Woman Rises ( or as it's known in foreign markets The Dark Knight Rises), Dan want's to hunt men, tigers on stage, the terror of 2012, introducing Aurora Boriellus, conversation topics and actually having a conversation, Octomom is back,

Classy French numbers, Chris's weekly medical problem, Dan's issues with massage, AIDS or McRib?, surge in buttlers, Dan goes for a job interview, first word problems (whatever they are), Octomon strips, how to get repeat sex, worlds heaviest living woman, Dan's intrest in injaculation (you've been warned), young married couple, 33% of women want to have sex under the Eiffel Tower. doing it on Wimbledon centre court, being toe-bese.

The McDonalds drive through, pick nose massage, owning exotic pets, crocodiles and shark attacks. Veep, HBO be killing it, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Mrs Eastwood and Company, Expensive lady bags. the world on Kristen Stewart, what people want, world’s heaviest athlete, Olympics are coming, the sport, the fashion. looking up the news, Tom Cruise and K Ho and N Kid and P Cur, Chris gets jinxed, lottery again, Chris’s chubby kid story, Dan gets paid to eat cake.

New format, Melbourne's epic earthquake, Prometeus vs Alien vs Predator vs Blockbuster vs Chris, a squid inseminates a Korean lady, a quiz for girls (quotes, ringtones, dark chocolate, De Niro, funerals and chicken nuggests), quiz two; what would you do if? (stuck in a forest, bring back Farrah Fawcett, Dan hot pies it, Maury Povich and dead cats), and Jennifer Garner.

Tennis update, Chris's issue with people in cinemas, People chewing with their mouth open, spelling bees on ESPN, strange meats, eating on the toilet, Dan doesn't understand CDs, fake illnessess, guy that ate a face, Kim Clijsters queen of the sack, the Seven Deadly Sins, The end of the world and butter rant,. Also bonus original opening.