More McRib, pizza isn't Italian anymore, No Indonesia for Lady Gaga , Dan tried out Mormonism, paying for Facebook, Ab-Wave infomercial, Dan sees TinTin, more coffee talk, Brother Bear, people falling is funny, hypotheticals, things Dan would do to Martina Hingis and body pillows, messed up internet things and a preview of the French Open.

Retractions, Burger Rings, Embarrassing bodies, Clown and Motorbike liscence, Coffee drinkers, The Voice, Television is king. Fights with animals and Dan's penis saves the world.

70 million dollar lottery, Ellen, canned laughter TV, Dan's rant on Tim Robbins, Chris' visit to the doctor, pizza plates, new Total Recall, Avatar 2 and Avatar porn.