Today....smelly people at Wal-Mart, Embarrasing Children, Woman moves into Double Decker Bus to save money; Canceling Christmas; Blocking Dead people on social media....and... at what age are you too "old" to wear jeans!

Today...A.I. Thinks bag of Doritos is a "weapon"...from our "you might be entitled to compensation dept.....finding wood in your mashed potatos at a chain restaurant....food that looks like famous people....decorating with "food" and a professional buffet eater teaches you how to "get your money's worth"....

Today...Lou Safterafew with why rich folks are flocking to the Dollar Stores; Christmas Tree Mishaps; Inflatable Santas; Chaning Diapers on an airplane.....and more!

Today....our Doofus of the say is suing the Milk Bone company on behalf of her dog...Cats caught on Camera, Cats in First Class, the woman who wants to breed her fish; PUppy Dog Eyes and more!

Today.... What came first...Laughing Gas or Venetian Blinds? Hooking up at the Holiday Party; Secret Families, and....will Sleeping Naked Teach someone a lesson? Authority on everything L.F. Iknow investigates!

Today....Getting Pulled over by the Po Po....Panic Buying....the high cost of buying anything...what makes Miley Cyrus Gag....being seen naked by the "hired help" and What came first....Playboy, or Almond Joy!

Today...the Fitness Tracker Hall of Shame; Male Kitchen Disasters, The Rapping Chef returns and what came first...Christmas Cards or Roller Skates

Today...the common traits of people who constantly hit the "Snooze" alarm. Stranger than Strange Christmas gifts, and a Doofus who claims she is married to the ghost of Michael Jackson!

Today...HOLIDAY MADNESS! The Crazy things you will wintess during the holidays, thing shoppers do that p*ss you off; Remembering when Black Friday was just one day; Tips on keeping the kids in line; and when the perfect time to decorate is...according to one superstar!

Today....two superstars call it quits...but which did it first? Phil McCrackin on Gweneth Paltrow's latest kiss cam worries; Lou Safterafew with our Doofus of the Day! What Ted Danson's wife hates about him...Starbucks Pranks and more!