Today.....What came first, the Android Phone or the Fantasy Bra? What we hate most about the fall, what to do when your child refuses to wear pants, and how Snooki from Jersey Shore justifies lying to her children,

Today...Hamburger Helper makes a comeback...why you should NEVER try to prank your Italian Grandmother! Mystery Foods! Balogna or Baloney? Tod Turdupmi has our Doofus of the day filing suit because Canada Dry is not really from Canada!

Today, morning show consultant talks about what todays kids are using new "see everything" glassed for in school; one famous actos says his character in a movie is being blamed for the heist at the Louvre; ATik Tok user "outs" The Gap for pants that make noises like bodily "functions" Lou Safterafew has our Doofus of the Day and what came first "Love Me Tender" or Frozen Peas?

A Review on the New Sprinsteen Movie; Matthew McConaughey's new Apple TV series; A review on Thge "rock's" new movie Smashing Machine; Jumanji is coming back and...what superstar admits he got "too famous, too young!"

What female superstar admits she is looking for "Younger Men", Britney Spears Ex writes a tell all book, Our Doofus of the day leaves her baby with and Uber Driver so she can go clubbing, and a Tik Toker admits he made a mistake with a "hook up" when she stole his car!

Today....an update on cell phones in schools, we celebrate "flu season" in song' w woman trieds out a new vibrating exercise pad she ordered online, Selena Gomez admits there is something she can't do that most married women can, and ....what is healthier....standard time or daylight saving time?

Get ready for another "flavor" of Beer...Hint...it involves PBR! Mickey D's announces martial art training to "protect your fries"; Lous Safterafew introduces "Thanksgiving in a Cup"...the cheap and quick way to get rid of relatives this season; eating pudding witha fork, Praying for Pizza Delivery People, and, Can Pepsi possibly taste worse...Todd Turdupmi says "yes" and tells us why.

Today....getting trapped inside your car; haunted house stories...A.I. re does a classic rock song, Sneaky Toddlers, and MORE!

How much $$$ The Late Diane Keaton left to her dog; Man annouy his beagle with Led Zeplin Parody; Talking "baby talk" to your pet; and the bird who loves broadway musicals!

Today...PROOF... on several levels that men just "don't get women, at ANY age"! A doofus who wants to be reimbursed for a bad date; and why Elizabeth Hurley thinks Billy Ray Cyrus is "the one"!