You Can't Make this S*** Up Monday!

Hot Movies to see this weekend...Sly Stallone on his new series Tulsa Time, sneaking food into the theatre, people who went to school with celebrities before they were famous and what came first, Gilligan's Island or The Beverly Hillbillies?

Today...L.I. I'know finds a guy who finally has the answer on what to do with an erection lasting longer than 4 hours; Lou Safterafew talks about the new trend for singles...Morning Dating...A new dating site for "Redheads Only"; Sugar Daddy's; A Husband who wants to "Quit" and his wife's response; running into a "cougar" in the woods, celebrity who said that and what came first!

Today...a new dating app for people with Red Hair ...and... is Red Hair and excuse to let you child have the "zoomies"? A man puts himself "out there" for a younger woman and doesn't care is she marries him for his money. Lou Safterafew talks about "morning dates" , L.F. I'know has our Doofus of the day, Sugar Daddies and adult kids who need "adulting 101 classes"

Foodie Tuesday...why listen to the radio 3 hours....you can get the whole show in 20 minutes or less...our all new daily podcast is available to download and listen any time you want. Enjoy and feel free to share!!!

A three in one holiday...Dog Day, Toilet Paper Day, & Pumpkin Spice Day

Today...the son of a prominent Baton Rouge Judge gets arrested for whippin out his ding-a-ling in front of a hotel maid...but...non judge will take the case because they all know his mama..or...is it because they are afraid of who might come forward with other ding-a-ling viewing stories....time will tell. Things are so bad in D.C. that president Trump has called in the National Guard! The President has also moved Obama's portrait out of view of most of the people who tour the white house to the top of the stairs...which adds a whole new meaning to "movin on up" ...and tariffs on China have been postponed for another 90 days so head down to Dollar General and stock up on cheap crap while you can!

This is what happens when you don't spring for the "good seats"!

Today.... the worlds worst trombonist, celebrating the national holiday, and naked flighet attendants!

Woman names child after a "fungus" after suggestion from her brother!