Former CIA Agent Jason Hanson gets chaotic as he explains the ins and outs of the CIA. Jason talks about how training works, gives some geat advice on avoiding getting kidnapped, the existence of aliens and if CIA assassinations are a real thing. You don't want to miss this one, your life just may rely on it!

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CIA Secrets and How To Avoid Being Kidnapped With Jason Hanson | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 134

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CIA Secrets and How To Avoid Being Kidnapped With Jason Hanson | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 134

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