CineCrap

On this episode of CineCrap, we watch the very definition of the word crap. And that would be 2013 flop Movie 43. And while this movie may have one of the greatest casts of all time….It makes you wonder if the directors had blackmail on everyone? Plus, one scene in this movie leaves a host completely speechless, so fire up your Netflix and watch along with us!

It’s time to travel back to the 1997 and a revolution was taking over the world of music from the UK. And no, it’s not The Beatles, it was five talented women who were able to change the pop genre for 20 minutes. Today on CineCrap, It’s Spice World. So, what happens when you take the most popular group of the late 90s mix it with that one guy from Cheers, A dude in shiny suits, Mark McKinney, and James Bond feeding a pet mini pig? You get a movie that will stand the test of time. And that is what I want, what I really want.

Take every teen comedy from the 80s and 90s, roll it up with a plethora of actors and actresses who you somewhat know, and cap it off with a musical number!!! And you would have the 2001 spoof flick, Not Another Teen Movie. So, join us on this episode of CineCrap as we dive deep into this very odd world. And we ask ourselves, what happened to the Jake guy, wonder what that actor is up to day? What is it that has been broughten? And of course, no spoof movie would be complete without Good Charlotte.

CineCrap returns for season 2 and we kick things off by watching one of the worst movies about ninjas. Surfing, Sega Game Gear, and Rob Schneider make up the unholy trinity known as Surf Ninjas. Sit back and relax as we take a look at the amazing acting chops of Tone Loc, what happens if ninjas train at the same place as storm troopers, and the uncomfortable jokes delivered through out the movie.

It is time for the only award show that matters. It’s the 2019 Nutsy Awards!!! And for our 5th Annual edition of the squirrel classic, we go all out to make this show special. Who will win? Who will lose? And a rendition of song you have to hear to believe. It’s the most random awards show in history and we wouldn’t have it any other way!!!

You voted this as your favorite Christmas movie, now lets all sit down together and watch the movie that made us want to own a BB gun. The movie that made us afraid of pink bunny suits, and gave us a lamp shaped like a leg. It’s A Christmas Story!!!!

It’s the first Very merry CineCrap!!! And out of all the movies in the entire world to watch, tonight we watch The Wiggles: Go Santa Go. Are they siblings, cousins, a fun-loving singing cult with a talking dog wrapped in Tinsel? We try to answer these questions and a lot more.

The show where we watch bad movies and force you to watch them with us is back. And this time we take on the film equivalent of eating a stick of butter. Sure, it’s okay but it won’t amount to anything but slowly killing your soul and artery. Suicide Squad. We discuss the colors, the drab, and how the storyline had more plot holes than a piece of cheese.

On this episode of Cinecrap, we watch the 2000 movie Ready to Rumble starring former WCW Champion David Arquette. This movie is so bad it is great. So, we ask ourselves, how can Oliver Platte be a world champion with the same body type as the Michelin Man? Todd Sinclair may or may not look like a human dream catcher. We really like Sean Gunn. And if you blink, you are not able to see a very young John Cena. So, WWJKD. What Would Jimmy King DO? He would Rule You!

Tonight, on CineCrap, we become part of the pride with the 1994 animated classic The Lion King! Lion incest ruins my childhood, apparently there are hidden Mickey Mouse ears in this movie, I try to find them. Spoiler, I lose. Why don’t the animals in the movie not have anuses and where do they poop. A fan theory about the spirit of Mufasa, and Tattoos of a certain cartoon mouse.

This is a great movie, but you decided it was the best animated Disney movie ever, and thus ends up on our list to watch. To watch the movie with us, Rent on Amazon Prime or Watch on DVD. Or get it illegally. We are not condoning that, we just understand that money is tight from rent.