CineCrap

It is here. It’s the final day of our 8 days of Sithmas, the countdown is over. Tomorrow, The Rise of Skywalker will hit theaters nationwide, but tonight, we are going to be watching the most polarizing movie in the Star Wars Universe, Episode 8- The Last Jedi. As you watch along with us, we learn where Blue Milk comes from, what does bond Rey and Kylo together: is it the force or their love for musicals? Find out. Also, Porgs, Star Wars answer to the Tribble. Let’s watch this movie together.

On the seventh day of Sithmas, we sit down and watch The Force Awakens. The first film in the newest Star Wars trilogy and we have a lot on our minds. First we know it would not be a Star Wars movie unless someone loses a Han…..I know puns are fun. BB-8 is our new favorite droid. Could Poe be the best pilot in the series, and Kylo Ren channels every goth kid’s fantasy. Join us for this fun watch along.

It’s the sixth day of Sithmas and today is Return of the Jedi or better known as the Muppet Movie. And today during our watch along we learn that one host does not have a heart, how difficult it was for Carrie Fisher to get into the slave Leia costume, C3P0 has a nice booty, and more. Join us on this journey to a galaxy far far away.

It’s the fifth day of Sithmas and today CineCrap presents quite possibly the best movie in the Star Wars Franchise, The Empire Strikes Back. In this episode, we discuss Luke finding out who is daddy is, what the inside of a tauntaun smells like, the kiss Leia plants on Luke, Lando, and more. Join us as we continue our journey to episode IX.

The Fourth Day of Sithmas finally brings us to the original trilogy. On this episode of CineCrap it’s Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope or the one that started it all. We realize the more things change, the more they stay the same. A whiny Skywalker, A Submissive Droid, Being Stuck in a trash compactor, incest, and more. Join us as we watch a classic from start to finish.

On the third day of Sithmas, CineCrap dives deep into the finale of the prequels, Revenge of The Sith. What happens when two Star Wars fans can’t stop talking about Jimmy Smits, Anakin goes from American Eagle to Hot Topic, and characters losing limbs. Join us in this fun watch along.

It’s the second day of Sithmas as we countdown to episode IX, The Rise of Skywalker. And we dive deep into what may actually be the worst Star Wars Movie ever made, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Hayden Christensen bores the fans, Padame may be the most beautiful sleeper in a galaxy far far away, a love story that will make you enjoy Twilight, and more. Plus, Mace Freaking Windu.

It is here!!!!! CineCrap presents the 8 Days of Sithmas!!! Starting today and leading up to the Rise of Skywalker, we are going to present the 8 Star Wars movies that tell the entire story. And it starts with Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Sit back, put on your Disney Plus and make fun of Midichlorians, Obi Wan Kenobi’s hair, the never-ending pod race, and more.

CineCrap returns to build a MF-ing Snowman. Today, we watch the 2013 hit Frozen. We ask some of the hard hitting questions such as: is Hans the worst Disney Villain of all time, What happens when Elsa eats Chili, and of course why would you marry someone you have known for 25 minutes? Join us in this watch along of a song that we still haven’t got out of our heads and the rest of the movie, I guess.

What happens when a Rube Goldberg Device has a baby with death? Well, it gets pissed off at teens and tries to kill them. On this episode of CineCrap, we take a look at the 2000 movie Final Destination. We try to figure out why Sawa was a heartthrob, we discuss the greatest of Sean William Scott, and why does Ali Larter always look like she ate a cold hot pocket.