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October is upon us and we are here to celebrate all things horror! Extra horror! We are starting off the month with the movie Critters from 1986. A childhood favorite of our fearless leader! Stay tuned for more horror coming your way.

Cinekuest Presents: Time Bandits AKA That One Movie Where God is a Rotten Bastard

What do you get when Terry Gilliam needs money? One of the best “children’s” movies of all time! Jolly good! Meet Kevin, a young boy whose love for history goes largely ignored by his dopey parents and their own love of toaster ovens and the good ole’ American boob tube (not neglectful at all). Kevin’s call to adventure soon begins when a knight in shining armor (on horseback?!) crashes through his closet and fucks off into…the bedroom forest? The next night six little people (angels? no~wai) crash into his room and…GOD…chases Kevin and company through a hole in time. Thus begins a wonky time-heist through time–embarking on an adventure with famous figures such as little-big-man Napoleon Bonaparte (Ian Holm), Jolly Smooth Robin Hood (John Cleese), King Kickass Agamemnon (Sean Connery) and they even enjoy a brief, brief cruise on the Titanic (spoiler–the ship doesn’t make it). All the while, Kevin and the Time Bandits (shotgun band name!) are fleeing a spooky AF floating head (no, really…GOD) as well as the literal Incarnation of Evil himself. Can Kevin and crew evade the tribulations of time traveling, supernatural forces, and make away with all the sweet looty-booty? Or will Evil finally obtain the knowledge of computers and wreck all our shit as we know it? Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as they discuss this classic of time travel (is it time travel though?) from one of the great minds behind MF’in Monty Python!

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Cinekuest Presents: Timecop aka the Van-Damme-ening Sex-Splits

Boom!Boom! Wow, ‘tis the timey wimey for the next CineKuest theme-ageddon! With our first round of the outta timers, we humbly submit to you-our loving viewer(s) the baddest of the asses (wait ‘till you see it), JCVD himself, as Max Walker, a time traveling, high-stomping, man-of-action-mullet-from-the-future. As a part of the Time Enforcement Commission, Walker is a one man mountain of pain kick punching through time to stop rogue time-weebs from going back and investing in google and making bets with an almanac. Unfortunately, the guys in charge of the TEC aren’t too keen on keeping time nice and neat. That costs money, y’know? Gotta think of the deficit....tax payers...budgetary….politicking. How is Walker going to out-flex Senator McComb before he becomes the damn POTUS? Hint: with big balls and a most powerful ass-clap. Join Rey, Daniel, and Roland as we start the new CKV hotness time hijinxs.

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Okay, really quick here. Get Booze first. Then watch this movie. The studio definitely tried to do...something here. I mean it has Bigfoot and The Spirit of the Wendigo. Recipe for...success? Rey and Roland try to break it down.

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Cinekuest Presents--Every Horror Weebs Wet Dream--Silent Hill aka Devil Nurse of My Dreams

We have finally reached near the end of this year’s Viji Game Movie Greatness. So we decided to run with a movie that represents arguably the most famous game horror franchise--Silent Hill. Rose and Christopher  da Silva have an adopted child who has some balls-crazy nightmares, and constantly flips her sh*t screaming about the town...of Silent Hill. Surprise! Just like that we have plotforce. So Rose takes it upon herself to grab zeh kiddie and GO GET IT DONE. Unfortunately, she has no idea that she’s driving into a very literal horrorscape. THE RED DELIGHT THEME PARK COMETH! We have cults, an actual hellworld, the bestest body horror, immolation, hot murder nurses, an unstoppable hulk-slasher, the fastest way to skin a cat (person), a barbed wire wishbone fatality--complete with a little girl dancing in a shower of blood. Clive Barker would like to have a word. There are so many references and influences in this movie, there’s no way we could get all this  down in one episode. But here goes--join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we almost finish Cinekuest’s Geeky-stravaganza with this Demonic Wonderland.

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