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Cinekuest Pre-Turkeyday Returnening to the Tromaverse with Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

What do you get when you build a fried chicken franchise on an “ancient Indian burial ground?” Not laser raptors, but undead chicken-demons possessed by souls seeking revenge. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we try to give you a brief idea of what the crap is happening in this movie.

In this episode, your favorite trio reviews Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, alternatively titled “The Return to the Beginning”. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we chat about this flick with the underlying hope that the Book of the Dead’s prophecies come to pass.

As we hermit through the best and only important month of the year--we spent quite a bit more time than expected on this episode going through all the horror reboots we could find or remember. Some of us really like a thick slice of crappiness pie with our movie experience. Join Roland, Rey and Daniel as we inundated you with all the redux horror hits and doodoo redos.

For our non-spooky time revelers, we have used the at-home hijinks opportunity to pick another crazy-cool episode with extra-as-fuck actor Jeffrey Combs. See into the funky-ass mind of director Peter Jackson before he went full Hollywood Dominator with LOTR. Get ready for one of the best comedy horror movies of the mid 90’s. Join Rey, Roland and Daniel as we recount the killer funnies.

Prepare for one of the purest forms of cinema horror with this cult-favorite gore splatterfest. On a budget diet of Kraft singles and Fritos, Raimi created The Exorcist meets The Dollar Tree Jim Henson Company. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we refresh our alcohol-soaked memories of what life was like growing up watching the good shit.

Cinekuest Video Presents: Before The Matrix, But After Lawnmower Man--Virtuosity

In the futureworld of the 90’s, Denzel Washington plays (ex) Lt. Parker Barnes, once a cop, now a convict, who has no absolutely no regrets about his current lifestyle as a much-loved model inmate.Join, Daniel, Rey, Roland, and Young Breezy for this forgotten rental.

This was a bit of a random last minute clutch pick, but it worked out pretty well. This movie is pretty damn funny and fulla that hyper-violent action porn for your furious rage-rection or stiff and stony ladyboner. Join Daniel, Rey and Roland as we skip through this quick and dirty little gem.

A number of years later, now a hardcore thug-lifer, Herbert continues his work as Frankenstein’s Vet--with his latest tests on the poor, poor, lovable….Ratty. As per usual, Jeffrey Combs reprises his role once again as the endearing scamp just trying to raise the dead and minding his own bizzness. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we serenade you with our philosifizery.

Finally, almost thirty years later, Bill and Ted have re-arriveth! We were all worried about this reunification of the most wholesome bro-duo of the eighties--for nothing! Get ready for the future, the past, the inferno, and friggin’ robots. Join, Gerry, Roland, Rey, and Daniel-coming-in-clutch for the end. STATION!

Bill and Ted’s Non-Bogus Journey Experience: A Most Excellent Sequel

Onwards to the sequel, our most excellence continues with the epochal continuance of the Wyld Stallyns and their Destiny as it unfolds.Evil PE coach Chuckles deNomelos has sent two doppelganger murderbots to replace our most exemplary dunce cap duo, and utterly unmake the future dystopia they are meant to usher in.Join Daniel, Roland, Rey, and the Cinekuestal Return of Gerry.