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This one shoulda been in a shit-fest listing somewhere. We recommend this only with lots of alcohol. Even then, you may be better off leaving this in the landfill with all those ET Atari games. Based on the DC Comics character, John Henry Irons is Steele, played by the Shaq Attack himself. Shaquille O’neal is an ex-military weapons specialist who finds his weapons have been co-opted on the streets by Evil John Bender (Judd Nelson), his one-time associate. Watch in as Shaq takes back his home turf using a suit of armor that totally doesn’t look like it was made in a garage somewhere. Scrapyard Batcave. ‘Nuff said. Join Roland, Daniel, Bryce, and Rey as we tear into the Free Throw Fails of Steel. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous…oops! Sorry, I thought the Criterion crew was discussing an episode of SVU! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron, and Cougar (sort of…he didn’t watch the movie eeeekkkk) as they explore the “beauty” of this artistic masterpiece. Apparently it’s a movie that has killed. You’ve been warned!

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Introducing the first of the Extended Worrellverse reviews, we have the late great Jim Varney, aka The Man of Destiny himself–Ernest P. Worrell, the Bumpkin Beakman, the Hick Peewee Herman, CornBall Carrot Top, Bubba Bill Nye the Hayseed Guy. In our Halloween special, we recount the awesome Great Redneck Hope in all his hillbillyness. The Czar of Jars, the Baron of Bottles, the Duke of Dust–this sanitary engineer is the only thing stopping an ancient evil from stealing all the children in the world. Join Daniel, Rey, Bryce, and Roland as we pay homage to the Prince of Peckerwoods. What’s a guy gotta do to be taken seriously around here? Know what I mean, Vern? Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts.

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So what do you get when you mix a hissing hunchback, an atheist park ranger, a Jesus freak, a sickly cat, an evil muppet, oh and a higher power that gives no fucks? Hell if we know, this shit is weird. Turns out, that’s also what makes it crazy hilarious. Have a few beers and get ready for the attack of the exploding toddlers. Seriously, the dialog is so wonky bad it’s hilarious. All hail Cleano! This is definitely a film worthy of the title of Troma. It was originally meant to be a musical. Imagine how batshit crazy that would have been. Listen in as Rey, Bryce, Daniel, and Roland get into the indescribable story of Slimed. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license

To round out the last of Daniel’s bday picks is this late 90s gem of ass-kicking aw-fucketh-yeah-goodness: presenting for your consideration-Vampire Snipes. One of the earliest rated R Marvel comics ventures (also the first comic movie starring an African American lead)–Blade just fuckin rocks your pants off. ‘Cept for the heavier CG parts (we go into that). Wesley Snipes beats the bitch out of a buncha edgy, emo, club-scene kids-I mean vampires- and Kris Kristofferson is a cranky old badass (who happens to be funny as all fucks). We go a little into the other two sequels, but everyone knows the first is the best. Bryce, Rey, Roland, and Daniel run this little bit of classic ultraviolence.

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Join the Criterion crew (Idanya, D.A., Ron and returning guest, Cougar) as they journey through the streets of Venice with the one and only sexy Donald Sutherland in search of a ghost daughter, killer or maybe he’s running after an ice cream truck…WHO KNOWS?!

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The boys are back in town! But holy christ what were we thinking? Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, Bryce and CineKuest first-timer, Joe and his lady friend? Not the best decision we’ve made. Regardless, tune in to the hilarity, the madness, and mayhem of cinekuest. We talk 3 ninjas, the sequels, the prequels, democracy, the russians tampering with our elections, the cold war, AMERICA, persons non-sexual habits (seems appropriate for a kids film), ufc, moon landing jerk off crater, and our extraterrestrial listeners!

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We back with a trash cinema classic! Brought to you by the marvel legend, James Gunn! That’s right people, Mr. Guardians of the Galaxy himself! We all gotta start somewhere. Get ready for boobies, cow women, gratuitous sex, decapitations, monster dong faces, pedo priests and cops eating bagels! “Holy Mary, full of grace, give this bitch the speed of the Holy Spirit!”

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What were we thinking? We knew how this pile of poo would turn out, and we still stepped in it. With both feets. Some of us seem to love self-harm. Go figure. This was one of the shorter eps we’ve had, but that’s because it’s full of ”quality”. There were a few interesting elements here-like how many crapola awards a movie can win-but otherwise, nah. Hellz nah! If you’re gonna subject yourself to this cup of lukewarm…”comedy”, bring booze. Maybe a lot. Join, Daniel, Rey, and Roland in this trek through the biggest fails in cinematic history (they lost soooo much money).  

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The Criterion crew is back with another film of the artistic persuasion! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron and special guest Cougar as they explore Robocop! Unlike most criterion selections Robocop is meant to entertain…from the director that brought you Showgirls?

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