Cinema Parlor

This week the gang is caught in a battle between the deadly zombified Jason Voorhees and a powerful telekinetic teenager named Tina. Only daddy can save us now. Please join us for the only Friday the 13th of 2022.

Intro: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

Outro: Man Behind the Mask by Alice Cooper

The gang is back to break down the year 2021. Join us for a light conversation about all things from the past year.

Intro: Live Your Life from The Mitchells vs. The Machines

Outro: Edgar’s Prayer by Jamie Dornan

We are back in 2022, the year of our Lord, to once again celebrate the life and drink to the health of Nolan. Join us as we discuss three films in honor of his birthday.

Movie Lineup:

Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain (Hark - 1983)

Rancho Deluxe (Perry - 1975)

The Beach Bum (Korine - 2019)

Intro: Happy, Happy Birthday Baby By The Tune Weavers

Outro: Is That All There Is by Peggy Lee

The gang proudly holds the world heavyweight boxing championship, but a new challenger has stepped forward: Drago, a six-foot-four, 261-pound fighter backing the Soviet Union. Join us as we discuss the 1985 classic from Writer/Director/Star - Sylvester Stallone. Happy Holidays from us to you! Stay safe in the new year and be well.

This week the gang is tied up with a Secret Service agent who will stop at nothing to bring down the counterfeiter who killed his partner. Join us for William Friedkin's 1985 classic, To Live and Die in L.A.

Intro: Trailer audio "To Live and Die in L.A."

Outro: Song "To Live and Die in L.A." by Wang Chung

Chance events trap the hitchhiking gang in a tightening net of death, deception, and blackmail in Edgar G. Ulmer's 1945 film, DETOUR. Get tight with us tonight and do some fast-talking with a wild dame.

Intro: Detour Trailer

Outro: "I Can't Believe You're in Love with Me" from Detour

The gang has been having strange nightmares about a guy in a dirty red and green sweater. He scrapes his fingernails along things. Actually, they are more like finger-knives. They make a horrible sound....screeeeech. Join us as we close out this year's Halloween season with Wes Craven's 1984 masterpiece, A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Intro: A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984 Trailer

Outro: 1, 2 Freddy's Coming for You

The week, the gang hitches a ride to South America but accidentally comes back to the U.S. in a coffin with one hungry spider who is ready to settle down in the countryside and have a few hundred babies.

Into: Arachnophobia Trailer

Outro: Itsy Bitsy Spider by Lisa Loeb

The gang is unwittingly stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit. That's right - we are discussing 2005's House of Wax over a few pumpkin brews. There is a lot of TV Talk this week. This episode is off the rails. We are doing the best we can during these trying times, friends. We hope you are enjoying these Halloween episodes.

Intro: House of Wax Original Trailer

Outro: I've Written a Letter to Daddy by Bette Davis

We're about to unfold the story of Frankenstein, a man of science who sought to create a man after his own image without reckoning upon God. It is one of the strangest tales ever told. It deals with the two great mysteries of creation: life and death. I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you. So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now is your chance to, uh,...well, we've warned you!

Good evening! We have turned the parlor into a crypt in honor of the season. Join us as we drink to your health and discuss a creature most foul in Terence Fisher's 1957 film, The Curse of Frankenstein.

Intro: The Curse of Frankenstein Trailer

Outro: Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers