Join us as we review the same movie for a third straight week.  Did Doc Brown invent a dick sucking machine?  How many times can this trilogy replay the same gags?  When did Doc Brown’s obsession with firearms start?  Do bears live in the desert?  Also, do these bears give humans blowjobs?  How much chew spit is in this spittoon?  Why is Doc so obsessed with destroying this time machine if he is just going to build another one?  Bowen’s Parkinson’s joke misses the mark.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison, contact  us at [email protected]. Who wants a Canadian hug?

Get ready to have no idea which Marty we are talking about.  Who wins the battle of the gapped teeth, Flea, or Michael Strahan?  Did Jesus Christ use a hoverboard to make it look like he “walked” on water?  Take a shot for every time Marty says “heavy” in this film.  Lastly, all three of us erect this movie.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison,        contact  us at [email protected]        “SIT DOWN!!!”

Did the Kuka Robotics company steal Doc Brown’s idea?   Is Doc Brown secretly a pedophile?  Was the name of the song that The Pinheads played called “Pleasure and Pain”?  What was Crispin Glover on during that Letterman appearance?  George McFly is not good at bird watching.  How did these keys end up in the trunk with Marty?  We don’t understand how this photograph works.  What, did we become assholes or something?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison...     Insert Zapruder film joke here.  Contact  us at [email protected]. 

Jon Voight attempts and fails at an accent in this film.  How did Johnny 23’s revolver come to rest in this position?  Is everyone fucking everyone on this boat?  Does the jungle make you horny baby?  Well, does it?  We waited all movie for these penis swimming catfish and never saw one.  Eric Stoltz literally slept his way to a paycheck in this film.  Finally, Michael J. Fox...     follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison, contact  us at [email protected]. 

This lawyer gives Cameron Poe some terrible advice.  Can this jail cell montage last any longer?  Why are Poe and Baby-O even on this flight?  What about the reel to reel wire this DEA agent is wearing?  How does Baby-O survive this film?  Are Cusack and Cage the same person?  More like Sally ‘can’ dance.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.  “He’s got the itty bitty babies, in his hands.”

Why is this puzzle box so easy to solve?  Did Frank have gastric bypass surgery or is he Stretch Armstrong?  Is it possible Frank is a vampire?  Welcome to the film cricket man.  Turns out the blood trade has diminishing returns.  Bowen gets corrected on Star Wars trivia corner.  Who wants some Cenobite Toast Crunch?  Frank would be cooler as either R. Kelly or Splinter from T.M.N.T.  Join us for “Grieving the Cube” our new Rubiks Cube podcast.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison... contact  us at [email protected]...  come to Daddy.

Has Daniel Stern ever been called the best actor in any film?  Why does every scene have a sewer access point?  George thinks this reporter should be getting sprayed in the face with gasoline.  Bowen makes sure everyone heard his abortion joke.  Tom Cruise is definitely going to get aids.  Bowen has a great idea for a human payphone.  John Connor imagines some crazy futuristic device.  Bowen doesn’t know what a radiologist does.  Why are these trucks rigged to explode?  Was this one C.H.U.D. listening to ‘Jeremy’ by Pearl Jam?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison contact  us at [email protected]

Bowen can’t seem to get a handle on Papa Sawyer’s name.  John Connor describes every professional poker player’s appearance.  Leatherface  has some pretty good dance moves.  We see some real “wild boys” in this film.  Who else is hungry for prime meat?  10 years is a pretty long cool down period for a serial killer.  Bill Moseley is just a damn treasure.  It would’ve been better if it was earwax.  Check out Leatherface’s Shockmaster-esque entrance.  “Lick my plate!!!” Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison...   contact  us at [email protected]... “Dog will hunt!”

Can you report animal abuse 38 years after the fact?  Slider from Top Gun... his real life brother is in this film.  Why does every scene in this movie take too long?  Where is the Benny Hill music?  How on Earth did this movie get a theatrical release?  This movie would have been better with Charles Manson as the babysitter.  Is a babysitting agency a real thing?  Insert David Carradine joke anywhere in this film.  These asylum extras are fucking ridiculous.  How convenient that this nurse was wearing a wig.  Finally, this kid Christopher is a total piece of shit.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison suckaaaaaa!!! contact  us at [email protected]. 

NASCAR nation bitch!  Join us as John Connor gets every possible fact about Ken Marino wrong.  We get another Joey Kramer reference in this episode.  Isaiah Thomas is left off this episode much like he was left off the 1992 Dream Team.  Hard pass on entering this tarantula infested crawl space.  Where is this kids Chucky doll?  Get ready for John Connor’s episode of “interior design corner”.  This shirtless jock turns into the bent neck lady.  Finally, Bowen slides another “Mallrats” reference into an episode.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison, contact  us at [email protected].