Less than 6 minutes in and we get our first casualty.  How short was this basketball scrimmage?  How is this telephone repair woman younger than these “high school” girls?  Do not consult this movie if you need to DIY a new peephole.  Also, never hide in a dry cleaning bag.  Furthermore, space baby, god damn space baby.  Finally, it is FlavorAid, not Flavor rite.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Baby, baby, I need it!  Check out Bruce McCulloch as a poor mans version of Glenn Danzig, who George thought may have been Brandon Lee’d.  Bowen can’t remember what a Vegas residency is called.  Good luck following us as we try to keep all these characters straight (opposite of Scott Thompson).  Would you take a drug made from monkey cum?  No?  Well, what if we told you it would put you in a coma?  Still a no huh?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Is Cage’s character based on the real life blood vampire of Sacramento Richard Chase? Also, can you get rabies from a bat puppet on a string?  How do we get bat POV when a bat uses sonar not sight?  Was this bat actually Jennifer Beals?  Was Jennifer Beals real or a figment of Cage’s imagination?  Cage has a very interesting sleeping arrangement in this film.  Join us as we follow Cage’s descent into madness.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Did Hancock somehow break up the “The Byrd’s”?  What is Hancock’s obsession with shoving people’s heads up other people’s asses?  Where is Jason Batemen’s blood goatee?  Why are penises called piss pumps in this movie?  If you remove a mans hands does it cure him of Parkinson’s?  Is Charlize Theron the one true Jesus Christ?  Finally John Connor gets his payback for ripping Bowen in our “Super Snooper” episode.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

In this film we get John Ritter and Jim Belushi so that’s something.  Ritter is a wimp and Belushi is the best at everything apparently.  Who else wants to see that big fat dude try to ride that kids bike?  Did this film predict Trumps collusion with the Russians?  What is with these finger guns?  Thank goodness this movie is only an hour and twenty five minutes long.  “Don’t make a big deal out of it” but follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison             “bang”

Do kids even know what pencils are nowadays?  Sharon Stone is not fooling anyone with this “I think I’m fat.” act.  Also, is William Baldwin masturbating with this Nintendo Power Glove?  Why is this film packed to the gills with voyeurs?  Join us as we watch this yawn fest of a film.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Does Roger Cobb (William Katt) have the worlds most intrusive neighbors or what?   Also, these puppet suits are awful.  Furthermore, we get sentient yard tools in this film, George Wendt is an accessory to murder, and Roger Cobb enters the upside down via a medicine cabinet.  Check out our v-necked sweaters on Twitter @CinemaPoison

What the fuck is this movie?  What the fuck is this accent?  How did Ernest Borgnine book this role?  What the fuck are we doing with our lives?  What else is there to say?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Because, the 80’s.  When does that stop being an acceptable excuse?  Join us on this masochistic ride as we review “Bachelor Party.” Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

What happens when 8 people are trapped in a shopping mall after hours with 3 murderous robots?  In our opinion, hilarity.  Join us at Cinema Poison as we jab at one the worst acted cult classics we can remember.  Join us for “Chopping Mall.”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison